Remember back in November we wrote about Luke Cummo inviting people over to his apartment to ‘purge’ them? Well, none other than agent extrordinaire Ken Pavia has taken Luke up on his offer and is blogging the experience for MMAJunkie:
Luke picks me up, and we start right away. He hands me a hot “tea” in a jar and directs me to drink. Now, we have all heard the rumors about him drinking urine, but I am down for the cause â€” short of urine.
The tea was actually very good, and I am told it is to hydrate my blood and begin the process. We went back to his triplex and proceeded to choke down earthy-tasting herbs, wrap castor-oil packs with cellophane and hot water bottles around our bodies, and then drink vinegar with more herbs and lemon. I was told in a few days this would flush countless stones out of my gall bladder, and that sounded kind of cool.
It should be interesting to see what other retarded shit these guys do over the course of the next 12 days. I’m not an expert on the subject of nutrition but Jake is, so perhaps he’ll read this stuff over and point out all the medically incorrect things they’re doing. While there’s nothing wrong with eating better, the concept of purges and fasting is generally considered to be flawed by anyone with a proper medical background (who doesn’t do a lot of acid).
The Pav says he’s off to do some MMA training too … no word yet on if he’ll keep doing that once he develops brutal diarrhea. The idea of him sharting all over Matt Serra’s BJJ school entertains me to no end.