If you’re a big fat stupid American, then you’re probably busy being at home eating lots of good food with your fucking family. As I am a goddamn Canadian, I’m stuck at work in a tie eating a stupid Nature Valley bar for fucking lunch like a schmuck.
All those other sites may be off for Thanksgiving, but not us. We will continue to dance for your amusement like the lackeys we are.
As for what we’re thankful for:
- We’re thankful that we haven’t gotten sued by the UFC yet
- We’re thankful we haven’t been physically harmed by an MMA fighter for the things we’ve said about them
- We’re thankful that our readers aren’t clueless morons or useless assholes like at Sherdog.net
That’s about it. We’d also like to thank our sponsors … but we don’t have any. So I guess that’s that. Happy fucking Thanksgiving you sons of bitches. I hope you choke to death on your turkey.