“I understand that they are gonna make me out to be a crazy nigga on next weeks episode. Well for the record i want to apologize ahead of time for my behavior there was a reason i kirked out and I’m sure they won’t show it. I’ll explain later. What i did was wrong I shouldn’t have rushed the camera man. Everybody around me told me don’t do the show for several reasons two being that i had a obvious weakness on the ground which every body saw and the other will air next week. America loves nothing more than to make a nigga appear to be crazy. At this point it is what it is but i’d just like to but that out there. In closing i’d just like to say that instead of rushing the camera man i should of rushed the cocksuckas who edited the show. Fuck you cowards who get on those forums and talk shit on me and other fighters. I read your shit some of you posted on me and guess what ya some dumb muthafuckas yeh I ain’t got no ground game but I dare anyone of you fags to stand with me. (Pussies) For the record maybe you get me on the feet but ain’t nobody ever beat me on the feet without paying a heavy price. If you see me on the streets man up muthafuckas test the waters homos ain’t no keyboard to hide behind. Or better yet introduce yourself to me and i’ll set it off for you you chicken shits. I got nothing to lose faggots I’m a man and live or die i fear no one.
P.S. I guess maybe i am crazy but you know what I really don’t give a fuck.”
The first half of Dorian’s statement is pretty level headed and goddamn if this isn’t true. Black guys on television seem to fulfill two purposes: to act all savage and to die. Fuck, even in that Transformers movie the only good robot that died was the black robot Jazz. And that black doctor on Grey’s Anatomy? They made him out to be a crazy nigga too.
Of course, Dorian doesn’t help himself much at the end of his statement. By the end he really is acting crazy, but I’ll give him a pass because I love the term “kirked out” and because I anticipate Dorian’s gonna provide one of the most awesome moments in reality show history next week. Dana White should be paying this guy more … his blowout is gonna be a bigger deal than that lame streetfight from season whatever.
I really hope the UFC isn’t blacklisting these guys forever for what happens on the show. You can’t drop people into a Lord of the Flies type scenario and then blame them when someone drops a boulder on Piggy’s fat face. If anyone is responsible, it’s Zuffa and Spike TV. Or perhaps the blame goes further: to all of America. Because Dorian Price is right … we love this shit. We fucking love it.