OH MY FUCKING GOD BEES BEES BEES EVERYWHERE BEES!!!!!

I have vanquished the bees for now…. who knows when they’ll come back though?

TLC tought us all of the mexican corridor the bees took to come to the states, and tracked their movement through the humid areas of middle-south america. But who knew they would develop technology to create a stasis jump, a nexus of space time, and channel the energy of black holes to teleport themselves whereever I am????

This is extremely disturbing. The only scientists who believe me have been horribly stung to death. My only hope is to somehow complete my modular bee-telekenisis device which will allow me to throw my mind into an alternate dimension where i can only hope some bee demi-god resides.

I AM TRAPPED IN THE BEE ABYSS! IF ANYONE SEES THIS PLEASE HELP ME! A THOUSAND STINGERS PIERCE MY BODY AND ALL MY ORIFICES ARE JAMMED FULL OF SWEET SWEET HONEYCOMB.

Off to Nashville today, so no posts today!

Here’s some video of a chauvinistic guy getting his ass handed to him by a girl. This doesn’t surprise me … didn’t Royce Gracie teach us that skill trumps size? There are probably about 10,000 chicks in Brazil alone who could tool the majority of guys wandering around wearing Punishment clothes. And past the fact that they’ve got technique on their side, they’ve also got the fact that most guys won’t hit back until it’s too late. Me? I’m a sucker punch kinda guy. That shows that I respect women enough to know I couldn’t take them head on.

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