Every day that goes by, I amass more evidence that Dana White is just an average MMA fanboy. A few days ago we witnessed him geeking out over Wanderlei Silva. Today’s proof is the UFC releasing a press release to tell us they’ve resigned Brandon Vera. That’s Brandon “The Best Thing I’ve Done So Far Is Beat Frank Mir” Vera. That’s Brandon “I Was Only a Contender Because the Division Was In Shambles” Vera. That’s Brandon “The Only Thing I’ve Done in 12 Months is a Cameo in Fight Girls” Vera.

It seems like somewhere between last year and now, someone in the UFC has read one too many web forums out there making Vera seem like the best thing since sliced bread. So now all of a sudden, Brandon Vera is getting big star treatment in the form of an official press release. That’s not something that happens every day, man. For me, I couldn’t care less. The heavyweight division is doing fine without him and as you can probably tell by now, I don’t have very high expectations from ‘the Truth’.

Sure, two or three fights from now I could be eating my words. But honestly, I’d rather reserve judgment until I’ve seen Vera face some top five or even top ten talent.

Okay, so last month I basically accused the UFC of protecting Roger Huerta by feeding him a steady stream of UFC virgins. While I stand by my comments that he’s being given a soft touch, I’m starting to think his opponent for next week’s UFC74 show may not be the tomato can I originally thought he was:

Crane first came to attention around 2002 when he competed in the Mundials and took the King of the Cage (KOTC) title from Javier Vazquez but due to new family demands he immediately relinquished the KOTC title and disappeared into New Mexico lore. Alberto resurfaced late in ’03 going 4-0 in MMA over ten months before facing Javier Vazquez in the finals of the Abu Dhabi Worlds North American Trials in ’04 and coming in second. Alberto ended up taking Javi’s place in the ’05 Abu Dhabi Worlds in a chain of events covered in the archives but he lost in the first round, after which Alberto again went back to running his schools in Santa Fe and Albuquerque as he raised his family. Now all of a sudden Alberto is not only back, he is in the UFC.

Check out the resume … not too shabby at all. His grappling credentials are mint, and his MMA record is solid if not very remarkable. Basically it seems like this guy hasn’t been very dedicated to mixed martial arts in the past. So the real question is: how is he going to dedicate himself now that he’s got a chance on the big show? Huerta has already proven himself to be a slow starter, and there’s no way he’ll be able to match up with Crane’s jiu-jitsu. This one could end quickly, with Crane pulling off a submission.

Eugh. It seems like I spend more time talking about Athletic Commissions than the sports they’re regulating. Apparently I’m the only one that thinks it’s fucked up that Mohegan Sun denied so many fighters on the GFC card that the event was cancelled. So I’m sure I’ll also be in the minority when I say this is messed up. This weekend also had a Shooto card held in California, minus a few of the standard Shooto trappings:

Taro Wakabayashi, who has refereed hundreds of amateur and professional Shooto bouts over his 13-plus years as a Shooto official, was denied his license as a referee by the CSAC.

“Yeah, his résumé looked pretty good, but he’ll need to take a refereeing course in September they said,” [Shooto promoter Jason] Manly snickered.

Okay, I think we can all agree that it’s important to license referees, and there’s got to be a standard for doing so. But saying a guy who’s reffed literally hundreds of MMA fights needs to take a refereeing course? That’s kinda dumb. It reminds me of nuclear physicists from the middle east driving cabs in New York because no one recognizes their degrees. Just like in that situation, there should be some sort of equivalence test that can be taken to sort shit out. But when you’ve got university majors from India pumping gas in the US, how the hell can I expect MMA to be any more evolved?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: MMA is full of people with serious issues. Don’t bitch about your problems because there’s an MMA fighter out there who has it way worse than you. Today’s example of this is Shonie Carter, who released this public plea:

This message is on behalf of U.F.C. fighter Shonie Carter, Mr.International……He needs your Help seriously!
His little boys Samearion Andreas his namesake, Kavion Osiris were taken by their mother who moved to Jacksonville, Florida, with her new boyfriend to an undisclosed location, supposedly to live with his parents until she gets on section 8 housing. She was accompanied by ber so called cousin Kati and her boyfriend Paul Zias a convicted 2x felon. Her full name is Samantha Weiner and she left town in such haste to avoid court proceedings she left all of the children’s posessions behind including toys and clothes that Shonie bought them recently.

The courts and authorities said it is out of their jurisdiction. He will be posting pictures of the suspect soon, and photos of the apartment they were living in. It was a squalor as far as living conditions are concerned. Shonie had no idea this was the situation. As papers were trying to be served, they fled the premises apparently. Shonie is offering what ever he has for information for locating the children. They were last known to be heading to Jacksonville, Florida. The said reward will be starting off at $1,500 dollars out his own pocket till he can raise more! please let everyone know about this even thru your email. more info will come as he gets it. look for interview concerning this matter on various mma websites. You can also contact shonie thru email shoniecarter@yahoo.com , Thankyou.

I don’t have much else to add to this except that if you live in Jacksonville and want to make a quick 1500 bucks, here’s your chance.

Oh this is just too easy. In an interview with UFCMania, Alessio Sakara was mentioning he’s sponsored by Gold Ribbon Valley. Who?

Indelible Foods LLC through its brand name Gold Ribbon Valley_ is a food development and marketing company that specializes in delivering all natural healthy fast foods. The Company’s products includes it’s award-wining hot dogs, hamburgers, pastrami, and other bison deli meats, all made with 90% bison meat.

Okay, bison meat to begin with kinda sketches me out … I thought we wiped those things off the plains 200 years ago. And why only 90% bison meat? Where the fuck is that other 10%? One thing about all this that impressed me is the fact that Alessio’s management group put out a press release regarding this sponsorship:

UFC Fighter, Alessio Sakara, understands that no matter how prepared you are for battle, it all comes down to physical conditioning. That is why, in preparation for his fight against newcomer Houston Alexander at UFC 75, Sakara is going to incorporate American Bison into his training.

Sources close to Sakara suggest that Sakara has signed a sponsorship deal with Gold Ribbon Valley (www.goldribbonvalley.com), a food manufacturing company, specializing in Bison “Buffalo” products.

Because of the incredible health attributes of Bison, his fight management team and trainers feel that a proper Bison Diet, “as opposed to beef”, will give Sakara an additional edge in his overall stamina and conditioning for future fights. Sakara is extremely excited about this opportunity, and feels his “relationship with Gold Ribbon Valley is another perfect piece to his fight team puzzle.”

So while the whole thing makes me go ‘Huh?’, I do have to say thumbs up to Sakara’s management, who are thinking outside the box when it comes to eating meat.

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