Okay, it’s 1:30 in the fucking morning and there’s no K1 Dynamite on. Word in the Osaka dome is that there’s technical difficulties and the show is being delayed THREE FUCKING HOURS. How that’s even possible and how they’re able to do this, I have no idea. That’s just how they roll in Japan I guess. If this was America, there’d have been riots or some shit. But over in Osaka there’s probably nothing but a bunch of polite people behaving themselves and flashing peace signs at eachother non-stop like the goddamn Otaku scum they are.
Anyways, while we wait I wanted to put up an interesting picture of the 4 kids from the Under 18 kickboxing tournament that’s going on at Dynamite. Call me old fashioned, but I still find it weird that these kids are gonna be beating the shit out of eachother on a major card like this. The idea gives me the same kinda feeling I get whenever I see women voting or driving or not wearing shawls. Of course, Allah will punish them in the afterlife with coals on their stomachs and swords through their eyes. Such is the fate of all whores of Babylon. But What Would Allah Do regarding under 18 kickboxing? I must go consult my texts on this.
**UPDATE** We’ve got live results coming from euthyphro who’s at the show going on in this thread. Don’t go in unless you want to know the results!