Some people just have way too much time on their hands. Way too much AWESOME time. The last 10 seconds are my favorite.
I know it’s been kinda obvious, but I’m in a bad fucking mood today. Is it because I was rolling with the smelliest guy at the gym during last night’s BJJ class and I still reek of him (dispite 3 showers)? Yes, partly. But I’m also pissed that the ‘biggest news’ to come out today in MMA-Land is that Michael Bisping has decided to drop to middleweight.
BIG FUCKING SURPRISE. November called and wants it’s news back.
This is about the most obvious news ever … word was that Joe Silva watched Evans gas and Bisping get pushed around and told them both to take their chubby asses to middleweight. This doesn’t just help those two, it’ll also help the UFC’s shitty MW division, which could use a couple of TUF fighters who aren’t going anywhere fast. Oh wait … that pretty much sums up the MW division’s problem. Never mind!
The move will definitely be better for Bisping than for Evans. All Bisping had waiting for him in the LHW division was a beating from Matt Hamill. No upside if he managed to win, and plenty of downside if he lost. If Evans decides to stick around to lose against Tito again, at least it gives him another high profile fight before he fades into obscurity down the line. Plus, Evans doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who likes cutting weight or diet. Or training hard. Or doing cardio.
I know, I know. Some days at Fightlinker just suck balls, and we turn to the bottom of the barrel content that only MMA forums can provide. But for fuck’s sake, I’m not a magical unicorn that secretes interesting mixed martial arts news! Give me something to work with, MMA! Throw me a freakin’ bone!
Anyways, this picture was done by MMA.tv forum member Altofsky. As a sidenote story, Sam Caplan tried to convince me to sign up for some contest where you get to box Danny Bonadeuce. I was like “Wow, what a prize … I get to be shit-kicked by a suicidal maniac who does nothing but drink and box at the gym 24/7. I’ll pass.”
Hi, everyone. This is “You were wrong” calling. Just thought you aught to know that YOU WERE WRONG.
Oh, those crazy Gracies. When they’re not drinking watermelon juice by the gallon, they’re apparently jacking vehicles and threatening people with kitchen knives. Wait … what? That’s right, Gracie bad boy Ryan Gracie was arrested for:
- stealing a Torota Corolla
- crashing the car trying to escape
- trying to steal a motorcycle
- threatening to kill the driver with a kitchen knife
No word yet on if people consider this an upgrade for Ryan’s reputation. He was formerly best known as ‘One of the many Gracies that lost to Sakuraba’ and that’s about it.