Just a quick update, MMA’s hot and sexy Loretta Hunt (one day we shall marry) has reported that the CSAC has Sakuraba slated to come in on May 23 for his medicals. So it’ll be two more days before he fails. Just thought you guys might like to know.
I goddamn HATE Urijah Faber. Maybe it’s because he’s a no good silver spoon sucking motherfucker. Or maybe it’s because he beats up guys who are too poor to even afford a gym membership at the gym his parents bought him. Or maybe it’s because he’s an 18-1-0 fighter who’s fighting a 3-0-0 guy at the next WEC event. Anyways, I don’t know the exact reason but regardless: Fuck you Urijah Faber. Fuck you and your disgusting chin.
When I heard about the japanese fight promotion Smack Girl I was pretty excited! Now I get to watch a full show of girls beating the shit out of eachother. But man was I ever disapointed. For one thing, where the hell was the pool full of jello? And another, these have to be some of the ugliest girls in Japan. Who would have thought that getting pounded on for a living would result in this? You know things are bad when the hottest chick in the above picture looks almost identical to my roommate Colin. Which is just disturbing. And confusing. Hmm….
Hot on the heels of a story where a shirtless Drew Fickett chased people through a hotel, another side of the story comes out care of a close friend of Drew’s:
One of drew’s training partners (dont know name) was in a bar with drew (both shitfaced). TP says “I don’t like brazilians” Drew says “hey man, you cant say that shit around here”
Kid Peligro’s wife heard this happen and said “I’m brazilian do you hate me” Drew tells her that hes drunk just ignore him and offers to buy everyone a round.
Next thing you know Rani Yahira gets in drew’s face drew offers to buy him a beer and Rani says something along the line of “get that shit out of my face” and slaps it from drew’s hand. Then punches drew a couple times and drew just lookes at him and says “why are you punching me and why do you hit like a fucking bitch?”
Out of nowhere some huge brazilian guy comes up and kicks drew about 5-6x in the leg. drew drops.
Cops come. they ask drew if he wants to press charges and he says nah forget about it.
Drew is now suspended from ADCC for 10 years.
Whoever wrote that story must have done something to drew. I know drew very well and he doesn’t chase people down and try to attack them.
this may be two different stories we have here or someone doesn’t know what there talking about.
although I don’t put anything past drew I don’t think he chased anyone to there hotel room.
Personally, I liked the first story much better. A racist scuff up with rowdy Brazilians will never beat a drunken white trash tear. Lets hope the next Drew Fickett story will be more entertaining. I’m already working on my own version of events, which goes something like this: Drew Fickett is like totally being a dick to these chicks and then I come out of nowhere and am like FUCK YOU DREW and I totally smash his goddamn face in. The chicks are like omg thank you for saving us from that washed out UFC LOSER and I’m like less talk more fuck baby. We go have hot sex with them and like 10 other chicks but not Drew because he’s like dead or something. THE END.
As you can see here, the IFL is having it’s 2007 stockholder’s meeting on June 28th. One of the main reasons for this is to try and sucker everyone into agreeing to allow them to double the number of stocks available:
The Board believes that the increase in the number of authorized shares is necessary to provide us with the ability and flexibility to raise additional capital that is necessary to fund the business in the future. If this proposal is approved, we could raise this capital through public or private equity offerings and adopt additional benefit plans, without the need to seek stockholder approval at that time. IFL is still in the early stages of building its business and needs the flexibility to raise additional capital as opportunities present themselves. The company had losses in 2006 and the first quarter of 2007, and expects to incur losses for the remainder of 2007. As a result, the company will need to raise additional capital to fund future operations and to continue building the IFL brand name, expanding its TV exposure and increasing the market for its team-based mixed martial arts league.
Okay, so you didn’t read that. The short and sweet is: OMG WE R BROKE LOL. LET’S SELL MORE STOCK!!!11! This is apparently the plan Kurt Otto has to deal with the fact that the IFL will be out of money by the end of the year.