I’m in the middle of putting together the show’s opening skit and have been looking for a french accordion sample for fucking hours. As soon as I got it, the show will be up. Until then, sit tight! We’re almost there!
So the good news is that Evan Tanner is actually training. The bad news is he’s training at a club that doesn’t do MMA. I’m really hoping this just means there’s no dedicated ‘mixed’ course … if Evan’s not getting any wrestling or jiu-jitsu, then he could run into some problems down the road. Ah well … whatever happens, at least he’s back in the gym.
Past that point he was sleeping under the ring in the gym for a few days, but now has a nice empty apartment to stay in! His website documents all this in pictures and prose, so go check it out.
I remember a while back stumbling onto a website that’s all about rating prostitutes and using all sorts of weird abbreviations for the shit they’d do. BB would be ‘bare back’ and BH is ‘both holes’ and IN was internal cumming. It was pretty fucking creepy to say the least. Now things come full circle as I stumble upon another site that does the same thing for escorts.
What the fuck does this have to do with MMA? Well, it turns out that our favorite new ring girl Edith used to be an escort for a company called Eleganza Escorts, and now for Devilish Escorts (no word on if she’s given up on this since the ring girl gig). Of course many squares out there may say that escorts are escorts and not prostitutes. I’d just like to say that the only difference between an escort and a prostitute is that it’s much harder to kill an escort without someone noticing.
The UFC has really hit a home run with their new ring girl … she’s only been around for one PPV and already she has twice as many posts as any other ring girl. And that’s with Ali Sonoma saying and doing dumb shit all the time.
On Nov 25th, Mark Hunt swallowed his dignity and did some pro wrestling crap. If you thought he might come out of this with his pride intact, the above photo should prove otherwise. The good news is that Hunt announced after the fight that he wanted to fight twice on NYE, once for HUSTLE and once for Yarennoka.
Of course, everyone knows pro wrestlers lie about everything so god only knows if this will happen. Personally, I’d love to see an exhausted Mark Hunt get smashed by some random individual, so I’m totally down. Pro wrestling might be stupid, but it’s not easy and does tend to exhaust you. If Mark Hunt does pull this off, I’m gonna give him major props and my second “Big Testicles” award of the day!
The only way this guy could have a better name is if he was Winner McNever Loses.