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I remember working in Bermuda. I remember riding down a muddy road, across open fields to a house. It was a small house that sat amidst the green, on a hill overlooking the the azure blue water of a cradling sea. Beside the porch, in the flower garden, there was a sign. “Live well, Laugh often, and Love much.” All I could do is stand, and look around at the beauty of the place and think “They know something that I am still trying to learn?”
Man, this is the kind of shit they find next to your rotting corpse on a crumpled peice of graph paper. I’ve always had a soft spot for Evan and his goofy hippy antics, but I’m starting to get a little bit concerned here!
Of course, the biggest concern for the rest of you jackals is “When is Evan Tanner coming back to the UFC???” Some people in the forums are thinking he may show up as soon as UFC 76. I doubt it though … the guy seems to be a pretty big shutter bug but the only MMA related pics in his unsecured photos directory (with somewhere near 500+ photos) were some shots from the nosebleeds at K1 Dynamite.
By now everyone and their dog has read this interview between Sherdog and Fedor’s manager, so I’ll try not to repeat what every other blogger has already said about this. One bit of info no one has really touched on: M-1 and Bodogfight have had a falling out of sorts, which pretty much puts Bodog out of the picture for signing Fedor. So if you were thinking Fedor vs Barnett in Bodogfight, you can cross that off:
Sherdog.com: Please discuss the last event that you organization.
VF: That was the BodogFight event in St. Petersburg on April 14. I thought Bodog behaved very badly in regard to that event. They acted as though the whole organization of the event and everything surrounding it, the VIPs such as Jean Claude Van Damme and Vladimir Putin: was because of them. In reality I and my brother [Evgeny Finkelstein] organized 90% of it.
The logo for the event was also very unfortunate, Bodog Fight was very prominent and they almost hid a small M-1 logo in the corner in all marketing materials, so that it was almost impossible to see. So I am not particularly pleasantly disposed towards BodogFight at the moment.
I am talking about collaborations similar to the one with BodogFight, except that BodogFight is not an organization that has integrity and I will not work with them again. They used us to get a foot in the door in Russia and have now started developing their own business here on their own.
Just as I suspected: Bodog was in charge of those slutty dancing girls and the really bad music, while M-1 did everything else. Not much of a surprise there.
Now onto the juice regarding Fedor and the UFC:
Sherdog.com: As Fedor’s manager, can you please fill us in on the current state of his contract negotiations.
VF: At the moment we are in negotiations with a number of organizations who have put offers on the table. I’ll be blunt in saying that the UFC offer is the most financially attractive one. However they are very harsh in their terms and are not very flexible in actually negotiating them.
Fedor has now been the PRIDE heavyweight champion for four years and I think we have earned the right to negotiate a contract that suits both parties. Instead we are faced with a blunt “you are either in or you’re out.” This does not really suit us. If the negotiations continue in a similar manner, we’ll prefer to fight for less money but with an organization which is more flexible.
The problem is that Fedor is the face of Combat Sambo in Russia. His popularity is at a level where he is acquainted with president Putin himself, in part because he is so successful and well known for Combat Sambo here.
Combat Sambo is a Russian sport that’s not at a level of difficulty of MMA, but is hugely popular with our public. Fedor must represent Russia in Combat Sambo and at world championships, specifically the ones coming up in September. All we want him to do is compete something like once a year in Combat Sambo. But the UFC is not happy with that.
Their proposal has all kinds of clauses, all kinds of fines etc. that do not suit us. The UFC is not really that eager to communicate and negotiate. The negotiations are still continuing, and we will try very hard to get our demands met, if not Fedor will simply not compete in the UFC, even though that will be unfortunate as they currently have one of the, if not the, strongest, heavyweight divisions in the world.
This Finkelstein guy seems like a big fish in a small pond. Sure, he’s got control of Russia and all the good Russian fighters, but why the fuck should the UFC care about that? They don’t even seem to care about Japan, and Japan was the fight mecca of the world until just a few years ago.
The truth of the matter is that there’s no legitimate heavyweight division in the world outside of Zuffa’s organizations right now. The only decent opponent for Fedor not under contract at the moment is Josh Barnett, and one fight will not give any company the momentum they need to compete with the UFC. The UFC knows this, so why should they bend the rules they’ve never bent for anyone else? Once you start making exceptions for one fighter, it opens up the door for other fighters to demand the same. And that’s a slippery fucking slope no one at Zuffa wants to go down.
Simply put, it takes two to tango. The only dancing partner not under Zuffa control that isn’t a total joke for Fedor is Josh Barnett, and then what? If I were Dana White, I’d sit back and wait. If another US company wants to blow the money to pick Fedor up for a show or two, it will just end up with them losing money.
This is a pretty ballsy appearance for someone to make just a week after being nailed for steroids. At first I wondered if this was planned before the bust and is now canceled. But according to people organizing it, everything is still a go and Sherk will show up. So remember to bring your tomatoes and rotten eggs. And don’t be afraid to accidentally hit innocent bystanders wearing Affliction shirts … the things already look like they were soaked in raw garbage anyways.
What a wasteland for relevant news this week has been. Today is no different, with the top story on the internet being the release of a new book on the UFC: The Idiot’s Guide to Mixed Martial Arts.
Yes, I am serious and yes, this book is real. It’s written by Rich Franklin and Jon Merz, so I really hope Jon has some knowledge of the Muay Thai clinch because I think Rich’s take on it would go something like this:
“The Muay Thai clinch is a bad bad bad painful hurtful place which I no like a lot. Expensially avoid it when you fight against Anderson Silva since he will be very good in it and break your nose very very bad. I pray to Jesus i do not get in this again I really really hope he will answer my prayer. So stay out of the muay thai clinch! In Jesus name, Amen.”
Unfortunately a closer look at Jon’s credentials has me shaking my head:
Jon F. Merz is the author of six novels and a martial artist and ninjutsu practitioner. He holds a fifth degree master instructor license from the 34th grandmaster of Togakure-ryu Ninjutsu in Japan. Jon is also the author of The Ninja Handbook.
Ninjitsu? Nin-fucking-jitsu? If Mr Ninjitsu had done any research on the subject, he’d know what happened to the last ninjitsu guy to step into the octagon. One of the reasons I like mixed martial arts so much is it has exposed fraud martial arts like this one. Now they’ve got the guy who wrote “The Ninja Handbook” writing the book on mixed martial arts? For shame.
If you’ve ever wondered what UFC ring girl Ali Sonoma thought of dogfighting, here’s your answer:
You have a Golden Retriever. Michael Vick is in the news due to the dogfighting scandal. What do you think of dogfighting?
Being an animal lover, especially of dogs, I am totally against dogfighting or any form of hurting an animal. I think it’s a really cruel form of entertainment and it really disgusts me to think of it. Why watch dogs fight when you can watch the UFC!