Hey people! With the girlfriend gone and no MMA on this weekend, I ended up watching 16 hours of Grey’s Anatomy. From watching that I had an epiphany : why am I concentrating on this MMA thing? What’s the purpose? What’s the POINT? So from now on this will not be a blog about fighting. It will be a blog about Grey’s Anatomy. Keep your eyes peeled for all the information about McDreamy, McSteamy, and of course George, the lovable gay dude.
HEY BITCH! I’m calling you out! A few days ago you said Spencer Fisher was going to beat Sam Stout at UFC Fight Night. I challenged you on it and you PUSSED OUT! Now I’m bringing it public so everyone can see what kinda WOMAN you are!
Here’s the deal: You’re a dummy who thinks Spencer Fisher is gonna win and I’m a genius who knows Stout’s gonna take this fight. I’m willing to put my money where my mouth is so lets make things interesting. Since I know you are a man with a weak constitution, I’ll give you a few options on what’s at stake:
- Loser gets a Brock Lesnar chest tattoo (if you don’t already have a big cock on your chest)
- Loser provides a 30 second audio clip for the other person’s radio show reading whatever statement the winner provides (Hi I’m Luke, the host of the first MMA radio show made for and by homos)
- Loser puts a banner on their website for a few days that says “Fightlinker is smarter than me” I suppose if you win the banner will say you’re smarter than me, but of course there’s no way I’ll lose.
So what do you say Luke? Are you willing to step up? Will you go on record and say Spencer Fisher is gonna take out Sam Stout? Are your testicles anywhere near big enough to put something on the line? I pray to my lord and savior Jesus Christ (rapture be soon!) that they are. Because there’s nothing I will enjoy more than rubbing it in your face when Stout wipes the mat with Fisher.
Bragging about getting 45,000 people when only 3000 people paid is like bragging about fucking 90 chicks when 85 of them were prostitutes.
The report points out fans could have entered through gates without turnstiles, but the fact remains that only 18,340 were actually counted. Most estimates put the actual crowd at no more than 25,000. The CSAC reported a paid gate of $2,545,590, all but $203,090 of which came from tickets handled directly by FEG. The Japan-based promotion handled 39,083 tickets, raising eyebrows and leading many to speculate that the new attendance record was bought more than it was established.
A quick update regarding that whole Josh Koscheck Myspace rant thing. As suspected, it was a hack. Josh Koscheck had this to say about it:
“I AM AWARE OF THE PAGE BEING HACKED AND THE BULLETINS POSTED. THIS WILL BE FIXED ASAP..
TO THE PUSSY WHO HACKED MY PAGE, GET A FUCKIN LIFE!! COME TO MY FACE AND SAY THAT SHIT BITCH!!
KOS & PCAMPO”
This is kind of interesting, because it doesn’t really make much sense in this context. Say what to Koscheck’s face? That fighters should be paid more? Yeah, try saying that to Koscheck’s face and he’ll beat da shit out of u! Of course, it’s hard to take anything WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CAPS seriously. I swear using MySpace must make you dumber because I’ve never read anything on that site that wasn’t in need of a good spell check and retard proofing.
Georges St Pierre has returned to Canadian Top Team (the Canadian branch of Brazilian Top Team) for his jiu jitsu training. His teacher will be Fabio Holanda. Why is this cool? Because Fabio Holanda is my jiu jitsu teacher. Mind you I’m a total novice who gets choked out 20 times a class, but it’s still freaking cool. I feel like a 14 year old girl watching the New Kids on the Block or something! SQUEE!