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Y’all might have noticed that the posting around here has gotten a bit more regular. I attribute this to diet, exercise, and a large bowl of All Bran every morning. The seven Malaysian teenagers I hired to write at 2 ringgits a post help as well. Anyways, the point of this post is to inform you that the site will be active through the weekend, and basically active all the time from now on. This means no more dry spells every time I go on a coke and prostitute bender.

With the huge increase in traffic over the past weeks it’s time to start running this shit a bit more seriously, and I think you’ll all be pretty happy with the new level of commitment we’re bringing to the site. Last but not least, I know the site still looks like ass and doesn’t even display right in Internet Explorer. While I might change the template to something new just to get rid of compatibility issues, the big site change will come some time near the end of September. We’re dropping some mad benjamins on a retarded new system … honestly, I can’t prime you guys for how cool it’s going to be.

Until then, keep reading, start listening, join in on the conversation, and tell your friends. J’Taime. Big kiss. Show us yer boobs.

If you listened to the last episode of the Low Blow, you’ll know we discussed ShoXC fighter Lee Gibson. And by ‘discuss’ I mean ‘accused him of being a Nazi’. Now this may not be true … he may just be a white supremacist or something. He may not even be that … we’re basing this assumption entirely on the fact that he’s got a big ass SS tattoo under his right arm. That tattoo and more discussed here in an extra old Fightlinker post.

Now I know what you’re thinking … Nascar? And trust me … I’m right there with you. But my company gave me box seats with free food, and who can turn down free food? To add to the adventure, there’s an extreme humidity warning plus severe thundershower warnings. Blogging will resume later on tonight. Until then, go listen to the podcast! It’s like a super funny blog post … for your ears!

Mike Sloan points out that Greg Jackson’s crew hasn’t been doing so well lately:

Virtually all of trainer Greg Jackson’s men have been beaten lately: Jardine, Diego Sanchez (Pictures), Joey Villasenor (Pictures), and Nathan Marquardt (Pictures) — not to mention Tito taking it to Rashad Evans (Pictures).

I thought I was the only guy who’s been noticing Greg Jackson’s camp getting slaughtered. It seems like every fighter who proclaims they’re “going down to Albuquerque” ends up on the wrong end of a mean beating. So you can imagine my discomfort at reading Georges St Pierre is now training with these losers:

MMANews.com: Who are you training with right now in preparation for Koscheck?

Georges St. Pierre: I’m training with different guys. I do a lot of specific training – boxing, wrestling, but for MMA I’m training with Greg Jackson’s camp with Rashad Evans, Nathan Marquardt, Patrick Cote, all the guys I know in Quebec.

MMANews.com: Now you’re in Quebec now training with those guys, when will you be going down to New Mexico to work with the Jackson camp?

Georges St. Pierre: I go there in like three or four weeks. Sometimes guys there will come back up with me to help.

I feel bad for Georges … he’s in something of a transitional period in his training right now. Because of the beef with Matt Serra, he’s lost his BJJ teacher Renzo Gracie. There’s also bad blood now with GSP and his manager, and who knows what’s up with the rest of his old training crew. It’s like everyone’s graduated from high school and drifted apart … it’s so sad. But I dunno if the answer is Greg Jackson’s camp. And I pray to god GSP doesn’t let Greg Jackson corner him. Greg is the stupid moron who told Rashad Evans he was winning all three rounds. Delusional guys like that shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a fighter during a fight, let alone cornering them.

Anyways, long story short: I don’t like this one bit.

When is Hollywood going to learn: MMA and Movies just don’t go together. UFCJunkie breaks the news that Randy Couture is going to sully his reputation with a lead role in what looks like a total stinker of a flick:

The film will be a prequel to the 2002 film “The Scorpion King” starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, which in turn was a prequel to the films “The Mummy” (1999) and “The Mummy Returns” (2001).

“It’s my first lead in a feature film,” Couture told UFCjunkie.com. “I’m playing the Rock’s nemesis, but it’s a teenage Rock in this movie. It’s a prequel to the others, and I’m the bad warrior king. I leave Oct. 3 for South Africa to begin shooting.”

I don’t know how many of our readers were unfortunate enough to see The Scorpion King … for those who missed it let me just say it was like being stung in the eyes by bees for 93 minutes. Now they’re making a sequel? And this sequel does not have the Rock in it? I’m pretty sure there was a commandment about that … it was like right between thou shalt not kill and thou shalt not covet donkeys or something: thou shalt not make a sequel to a Rock film without the Rock. So sayeth the lord.

The worst thing about this is that now I’ll have to watch this steaming pile of dogshit. At least it’ll most likely be direct to video so when my bowels release from the sheer agony of watching it, no one else will be around.

UPDATE: Apparently this is based on the video game of the same name. What’s next … is Uwe Boll directing it too?

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