Wouldn’t it be nice to forever ban Ultimate Fighting from the airwaves, not to mention the pages of my favorite Washington newspaper? It’s gratuitous street fighting violence, pure and simple, and spare me the mixed martial arts garbage or readership surveys that say it appeals to potential 18- to 34-year-old readers. You watch this stuff, you don’t read.
To which Thomas replied (and I’ll just take a little scoop of this):
How embarrassed must Olympic wrestlers like Dan Henderson and Olympic Silver Medalist Matt Lindland be to learn that drunk rednecks are as skilled as they! How sad it must make Gold Medal judoka Hidehiko Yoshida to know his years of training can be duplicated by two obese losers in a back alley! How upsetting it must be for Olympic boxer Antonio Rogerio Nogueira to know any street kid can box as well as he without the slightest bit of training!
Len, I must know what alleys and streets you traverse. Don’t you realize I could make a fortune?!?!? I wouldn’t need to pay highly-skilled, highly-trained, highly-athletic, highly accomplished professional fighters thousands of dollars to fight! All I need are some coordinates to your neighborhood and I can see the exact same thing. Man, are you one lucky guy or what?!
Normally I don’t encourage people to involve themselves in the retarded machinations of the mainstream media. Trying to explain MMA to your average newspaper columnist is like trying to teach your dog how THAC0 works (if you didn’t get that, then you failed your saving throw vs Geek). I’m down like brown with Luke though … he’s got an bastard streak that’s right up my alley. He tries to hide it in his quest to become a respectable MMA personality but the truth of the matter is he’s just as big of an asshole as I am. So I will always enjoy it when he tears these morons a new one.
Oh and Zach, I’m not talking to you when I’m talking about morons. I love you too. And Erin, because she loves me. Thaler I’m not too sure on … at the last Puresurorer sleepover he ate all my Turtles. Not cool, man. Not cool.
I rip on non-UFC promotions quite a bit, but it’s hard not to when so many of them suck. I’m looking at you, IFL, Bodogfight, and Gracie Fighting Championships. Things are starting to look up though. The Strikeforce card last month was nothing short of phenomenal and while EliteXC still hasn’t done anything too noteworthy on their own, the shows are decent.
Another group of guys who may actually know what they’re doing are the Art of War guys. They’re based out of Texas and have Guy Mezger booking their fights, which is a bit fruity but whaddevah. Their next show is pretty stacked for an ‘independent promotion’, including names like Jeff Monson, Pedro Rizzo, Jeremy Horn, and Ron Waterman.
Anyways, there’s no real point to this post other than the fact that I give this card a thumbs up. It will be a welcome follow up to UFC74, and we’ll definately be covering the main matches on our radio show.
And no, they didn’t pay us to say this.
The UFC is seriously manic. You have 1001 instances where Dana White decides to burn bridges … nay, nuke bridges, with people working in other organizations. Then you have other times where he seemingly extends olive branches to guys like Pat Miletich, who was one of the first guys on board the IFL and was involved in some heavy lawsuits against Zuffa.
411Mania.com: Moving from the IFL to the UFC, lets get into what some of your other fighters are doing starting with the former welterweight champ, Matt Hughes. Has training started for the title fight against Matt Serra or is he still filming for The Ultimate Fighter?
Miletich: They’re still filming the show right now and Rob Lawler is down there helping him. Matt and I had talked about me going down there and Dana White was receptive to me going down there and helping Matt. But I had some things going on with military people and some meetings I had to take care of and so unfortunately I couldn’t go down there. But they’re still filming and when he gets done with that and he’s ready to start training I’ll be waiting on him.
I have no problems with companies that decide to crush their competition. I only demand they are consistant with their evil powers. Perhaps it was a trap? Would they have shackled Pat up in the basement of the TUF mansion and exposed him to a Clockwork Orange montage of season 4? I think I’d swallow my own tongue after episode 6. Ah well, at least putting him on TUF would have kept him from whoring all over Iowa or some junk.
I went from being ahead of the curve on this one to being the last to report this. I really gotta stop being a lazy asshole. Venerable UFC sponsor Amp’d Mobile has officially bit the dust. I knew about this last week because my mom is on Amp’d (don’t ask me why) and she had been told by customer service that unless the company was bought, the service would be shut down by the end of the month.
Now my mom is stuck with a shitty branded cellphone that probably won’t work on any other carrier. Sucks to be her. And sucks to be the TUF4 guys who got given “free cell phone service for life”. Actually, it sucks to be a TUF4 guy anyways. This is just an extra layer of suckage for those poor bastards.