Oh yeah … I’ve wanted to do a Sir Mix-A-Lot joke for fucking ever. Thanks to Caleb at MMAPreditions.com for the opportunity.
I like Adam Morgan, but he’s typically too nice and bland. He’s got a lot of good ideas but not enough pepper on his penis. But that has apparently changed because he just wrote a scathing review of the latest Rio Heroes show, and it’s got enough penis pepper to be worthy of Fightlinker!
I’d heard that the show was all fucked up, with the website collapsing under the weight of everyone watching, plus ‘server issues’ preventing them from using more than one camera. How that works, I dunno. My basic understanding of how things work is all cameras go into a console for mixing and then final product goes out to the computer for encoding and streaming. But hey … who knows what kind of retarded setups these guys are using.
The one thing in the forefront of my head after reading this article is FUCK: Fightlinker could be doing a better job running NHB fights streamed over the internet. Hmmmmmm….
They fuck with your shit. Well, they fuck with your shit more than they were before:
According to Dave Meltzer, it’s December 4th. Basically a whole month away. You thought Sherk was pissed before? How about now?
Rememeber folks, the CSAC is a government body. And par for the course with government bodies is bold faced corruption and cocksuckery hidden behind a facade of incompetence and red tape. Trust me, I know … I used to work for the Canadian government (terrifying thought, isn’t that?).
Government workers are like 4 year olds … you think they don’t understand or aren’t capable of doing things any better, but in reality they’re just fucking with you and using your ignorance to drag their ass and be as lazy / evil as possible.
I’m sure the official line given for the delay is “Further investigation into the claims laid out by Sherk’s attorney”. The real reason is probably a lot closer to “Armando Garcia has a 2pm colonoscopy followed by an enima followed by something else funny involving his anus”.
Well boy oh boy, I wonder what the fuck this is all about. After a three month hiatus the WEC is back, and they’re really pulling out the stops. Their December 12th show puts the featherweight, middleweight, and light heavyweight belts on the line plus features Jens Pulver’s WEC debut. If you haven’t been paying attention, that’s pretty much all the WEC’s starpower minus welterweight man-boy Carlos Condit.
I have to wonder what the fuck is up with Zuffa stuffing this show so full. Is this a test to see how the ratings do when they put all their weight behind it? Are they planning on cutting down the number of WEC shows they do, so they can just throw their entire roster onto every card?
I’m not complaining about the card … it’s like the yummy white filling between the two black cookies of Ultimate Fight Night and UFC 79 that make up the Oreo cookie that is MMA in December. But still … I can’t help but be suspicious. What the fuck is Zuffa up to with this lineup? What’s going on behind the scenes? The card is just too good … something fishy must be going on.
Continuing their tradition of setting up fights without telling the fighters involved, the UFC has apparently forgotten to mention to Sam Stout that he’s fighting in January. Of course, I guess this is more of a tribute to the speed of gossip than to the ineptitude of the UFC. Dana White was right … we are worse than a bunch of bitches in a beauty parlor!