You may have thought that DSE was dead with the end of PRIDE. well, fear not: even if the UFC decides to totally fuck over Japan and chopshop it’s biggest MMA organization for parts, Dream Stage will still leave a legacy in the form of the pro wrestling organization HUSTLE. You may have heard of HUSTLE through Zach Arnold, but since he seems incapable of glee or happiness I don’t think he’s conveyed how totally awesome it is (in a terrible sort of way).

Go check out the HUSTLE website, which is lots of fun even if you can’t read Japanese. What, were you raised in a barn? Haven’t you seen Bladerunner? The Japaneese are gonna run the world in 10 years so you better start learning! Honestly, I have no idea how anyone ever took DSE seriously considering how amazingly retarded this shit is. One of their big stars is a guy named Hard Gay, and there’s nothing better. Normally I wouldn’t advise doing a search for ‘Hard Gay’ on the internet but this guy makes all that ass fucking worth it. Here’s a video for you to get a feel for him:

Now this is some hard hitting Japanese reporting. Suck on that, Fightopinion!

You may not remember who Marcio ‘Pe De Pano’ Cruz is (his nickname roughly translates to “Pees his Pants”). Well, he was the poor sucker who had to fight a pissed off Andrei Arlovski right after Andrei had lost to Tim Sylvia. That was Pe De Pano’s second loss in a row and it looks like Cruz is out of the UFC now. His new home: Renzo Gracie’s Pitbulls, which is apparently some kind of team in a league called the IFL. My understanding of how team MMA works is each fighter climbs into a different colored robot animal. The robots then combine to create one super robot which then battles the other team’s super robot. Sounds pretty awesome to me!

Anyone remember the star of the Ultimate Fighter season 4? No, not Matt Serra. Who’s that? I’m talking about staph infection. Well, looks like it’s making a comeback of it’s own:

The superbugs, first seen mainly in hospitals and nursing homes, have turned up recently among athletes, prisoners and people who get illegal tattoos.

Called methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus, or MRSA, these staph germs can cause skin infections that in rare cases have led to pneumonia, bloodstream infections and a painful, flesh-destroying condition. MRSA is hard to treat because the bacteria have developed resistance to the penicillin drug family.

And of course anyone who’s ever done MMA training knows it’s about as close to gay sex as you can get without penetration. All that sweaty flesh connecting and touching and so forth isn’t a good. Oh yeah and the whole rubbing of open wounds together. Yummy. Okay I gotta go eat some raisin bran. Peace out!

ESPN.com has a poll on their main page asking which sports event people are most excited about at the moment. A year ago it would have been mindblowing for the UFC to even be included in this kind of poll. Now not only is the UFC on the poll, but it’s currently WINNING the poll. Not too shabby huh? Now we just have to wait and see if all the new fans end up dropping the IQ of the general MMA community to a new low or not.

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