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Hello hello and welcome to another edition of the Low Blow. This week’s show takes us across the magical landscapes of the UFC middleweight division, plus we discuss that ‘Randy Couture’ thingy. Last but not least we run through the K1 HERO’s card, and UFCMania’s change to the less ‘snappy’ MMAMania.

Download the show here. I’d tell you to listen to it on our streaming applet but Talkshoe is a piece of shite and won’t let us upload the show for the second week in a row. I’ll update when that’s fixed. Talkshoe also takes care of our iTunes, so if you’re waiting for itunes it might be 12 – 24 hours before you see it there. Fuck technology, huh?

**Update** Talkshoe applet now has the show streaming, and iTunes should appear momentarily.

If Randy Couture thought this whole UFC situation would go away after he came back to answer questions, he was very very very very very very wrong: ( has learned that UFC co-owner Lorenzo Fertitta and UFC president Dana White have called a press conference for tomorrow at 4 p.m. ET/1 p.m. ET.

It will be interesting to see if this is gonna be another “We love Randy, he’s our friend” situation, but I dunno … the fact that Lorenzo is gonna be there makes me think the shit-kicking shoes have been put on. Anyways, I’m not going to speculate on what’s going to happen. What I will do is live blog the conference, which will be streaming live on

So there you have it people. Tune in tommorow around 4pm for another live-blogged Couture related conference.

Okay for those of you not cool enough to be in the know, HCF = Hardcore Championship Fighting … these are the guys who just brought Aleks E. to Canada and have signed other big name talent like Babalu over the past two months. MFC = Maximum Fighting Championships, a decently big Alberta promotion that has been doing pretty well over the past year or two. LOL is what you’ll do when you see the letter HCF owner Keith Crawford sent to every sanctioning body he could to try and sabotage MFC’s next main event:

On November 23, 2007 MFC High Roller is set to take place at the River Cree Resort and Casino in Enoch Alberta. On this card the River Cree Combative Sports Commission has sanctioned a fight between Shonie Carter (Sherdog Record, 37-17-7, Full Contact Fighter Record, 73-16-7-fights actually listed) and Brad Zazulak (2-0). Sanctioning any athlete with 96 fights and a wealth of cage/ring experience against an athlete with 2 fights is nothing short of ludicrous. This ridiculous mismatch could result in serious injury or death to the less experienced athlete and I feel our sport would be left holding the liability bag.

The ABC and the CPBF should step into this situation and put their foot down. Yes….I know that commission dances to their own drummer; sets their own rules and has omnipotent rule over everything that takes place on their land but surly sanctioning bodies that oversee the rules they utilize can have some power. The fact that you have been warned about this travesty places some of the liability on your shoulders.

Okay, so sabotage is a strong word. Crawford is in the right when he says this is a retarded matchup. But still, promoter wars are always entertaining and this is just the latest one between Canadian promoters. Considering this country is so fucking big and desolate, you would imagine there’d be a lot less toe-stepping going on, but that’s definitely not the case.

I’ll give Crawford the benefit of the doubt and assume he really thinks Shonie Carter could potentially kill his opponent. But I’m not gonna be a stupid idiot and assume this isn’t really just another example of MFC and HFC hating the fuck out of eachother.

Well, it didn’t take long for the internet to go from stunned disbelief to angry accusation regarding Akiyama’s knockout of Denis Kang at HEROs this weekend.

For those of you who don’t know, Akiyama is probably the most controversial fighter in Asia. Last year he was suspended for using lubricant on his body during a fight with Sakuraba … some even accuse him of using steel knuckles in the fight. The above video documents the whole shebang and is worth watching, although remember: the Japanese hate Koreans, so take it with a grain of salt.

This wasn’t even Akiyama’s first brush with infamy … apparently he has a history of greasing. But who knows what’s real and false in the land of the rising sun : it wouldn’t surprise me if Akiyama’s admission was the result of some weird honor-triangle or other weird backstage politics. Whatever the case is, you’ll never hear of Akiyama winning without people reminding you he’s a cheating son of a bitch.

There’s a new Fedor interview out, and like most Fedor interviews it practically shines with the exuberance this jolly Russian puts off. I often say that Fedor’s demeanor reminds me of Jim Carey back in his standup days … so wacky and physically emotive. Oh wait, no that’s not Fedor at all. That’s Anti-Fedor, who lives in reverse land. This interview shows off just how bland and boring Fedor is:

correspondent: Do you have dreams that yet to come true?

FE: I do, I want to take a break from the ongoing training process…and go to a beach where it is warm and you can see fish in water like in an auqarium.

correspondent: What kind of rest do you prefer? Is it more of an acitve kind or is it the kind where you get to jsut lie down and get some suntan?

FE: I prefer the active type of rest, I enjoy swimming very much, anything but not just lieing down.

correspondent: How is building of your new house coming along?

FE: it is not finished yet.

Fucking goddamn. This guy needs to get out and have some fun or something. There was one bit of interesting information in all of that soul sucking monotony, and that was the date of the first M-1 show:

correspondent: Do you know where the first fight is taking place? and who you are going to fight in the ring?

FE: The first fight will take place in USA Chicago on the 15 of February. The opponent is not known as for now, but we are in the process of negotioation with a number of fighters.

No word yet on if this semi-official announcement has put the Eye of Mordor (also known as the UFC’s crack team of lawyer assassins) onto this event. Word has it that Chicago’s MMA legislation doesn’t come into effect until the middle of 2008. Would it be considered ‘tinfoil hat’ to think the UFC could try to mess with M-1’s debut event by pushing for the date to be moved up?

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