Hey just a quick note to say I’ve finally managed to get up and am now in the process of purging bile and other vitriolic substances from my body. I’ll get some commentary up as soon as my brain is surrounded in non-alcoholic liquid again.
Gina displays her dubious knowledge of how scales work by lifting one foot off during the weigh in. Although considering the scale looks like a $22 Wal-Mart one, maybe you can trick it that way. This fine photograph is by Greg Honda, who has a whole ton of awesome MMA pictures.
Everyone has been waiting with baited breath for me to comment on what Tonya Evinger said about Gina Carano. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten more emails asking me what I think of this:
“I’d like to make out with Gina, but I am here to knock her out. Either way she wants it, though, is fine with me.”
Most people didn’t really look past the comment other than to say “Har har that’s so hot”. Me? When I hear shit like that, I wonder if it’s just Tonya trying to get some attention. I question everything … when the waitress at a bar flirts with me, I don’t assume it’s because she likes me. I assume it’s because she wants a bigger tip. All girls are sneaky, and you should really do some investigation before believing anything that rolls off their forked tongues.
And after investigating, here’s what I’ve found. The good news is there’s a lot of proof that Tonya meant just what she said. Delving through her Myspace page, I discovered that not only is she listed as ‘Bi’ in her orientation, but that she’s really really bisexual. Not bisexual like all girls say they’re bisexual when they’re 19. Tonya is full on get drunk and ride her girl friend’s face bisexual.
The great things about bisexuals is they swing both ways. Lesbians are all cool, but most guys forget that, by definition, lesbians aren’t going to fuck them. Not the case for Tonya. There’s a good amount of boy and girl attention going on through comments on her myspace and her comments on various myspace pages. So in short, I am going to conclude this investigation by saying Tonya definitely swings both ways. And that’s okay by me.
**UPDATE** Looks like Tonya Evinger is really playing up this whole bisexual thing. In this video interview with Jason Mayhem Miller, she talks about how she’s gonna pull Carano’s clothes off. At this point there’s no doubt in my mind: Tonya is trying to get into Gina’s head. Big thanks to PMWillis for pointing this video out to me … I’d stopped watching them because of ‘$kala’. And as a last side note, Mayhem Miller is still flirting with danger by working with ProElite.
I’ve got a challenge for all my readers: Try watching this video for longer than 60 seconds without putting your fist through your computer screen. Pretty damned hard isn’t it?
The obvious question is: Who the fuck is this ‘$kala’ joker, and why the fuck is he macking on Gina Carano during an ‘interview’? Well, the first question answers the second one: ‘$kala’ is Gary Shaw’s son Jared. You may remember way back we covered a story where people were accusing Jared of using his position in EliteXC to mack on ring girls. I didn’t put that much stock into the story at the time, but seeing this talking cock trying to be all hip-hop with Gina has me rethinking my position.
I’ve got so many issues with Jared Shaw now it’s not funny. I have no problem with nepotism as a general idea … but I do have one with nepotistic silver spoon peice of shit no talent hacks. This guy is such a blowhard he goes by his internet nickname ‘$kala’, and don’t even get me started on the fact that he put a dollar sign in his name.
As far as I’m concerned, this guy is worse than Kevin Federline. At least Kevin managed to get his dick inside a rich woman’s vagina. All $kala ever did was come out of one.