I dunno if you heard, but apparently some guy named Georges said some stuff that made ultimate UFC Welterweight Champion Matt Serra angry. Now I wish i could comment on the stuff that Georges said, but honestly I can’t understand a word that guy says. I once asked him WTF was up with the ‘s’ at the end of ‘George’ and he said ‘hurousssstttachhhaque fromage’ and I said ‘OK Georges’ and had sex with ten hot models. True story.
Typically the bodog site is dedicated to masturbating it’s owner, Calvin Ayre. So imagine my surprise when I see an article that doesn’t even mention the erstwhile billionaire CEO. This article does a good job of lining up the recent events around fighters smoking pot, and points out an interesting double standard: Nick Diaz was fined 6000$, suspended for 6 months, and had the biggest win of his career annulled. Diego Sanchez was fined 500$, suspended for 3 months, and the CSAC kept it all very hush hush. Personally I think it’s all because Diaz is hispanic. Fucking CSAC racists.
(also note in the article that several of the pictures were credited to our man Luke from mad-squabbles. While Luke shouldn’t be getting cred for the pics, they definitely lifted a lot of the ideas and facts for the article from Luke’s articles on the same thing. Next time just hire Luke, guys!)
Here’s an interview with Fernando Yamasaki, the promoter who threw the MMAC show in Washington DC last weekend. These guys did a hell of a job pushing through legal barriers and retarded boxing commission hurdles to throw the first MMA show in the capitol. The interview covers all sorts of crazy stuff, like having to shell out 11K for brain scans. Now I feel bad that I had to get one every time my dad’s horse kicked me in the head. The one thing he doesn’t mention is what a knockout job my man Luke Thomas did on color commentary. And for that I am going to send my ninja assassin monkey Juario to teach him a lesson. Go Juario go, spread your monkey terror!
What’s that? Quarterly statements say we may not last past fall? Quick let’s make a ‘rapping’ video to appeal to the ‘fresh crew’ market. They will see we are ‘totally rad’. These kind of outside the box ideas are the reason why Gareb Shamus was given a marketing award a few months back. In fact, he’s so good at marketing that their head of Marketing is stepping down after quarterly reports show the company lost 9 million dollars, mostly from their live shows tanking. But who cares about that, back to the music video. I’ve got a scoop for you guys, my loyal readers who love me and come here every day. I have the super top secret IFL business plan for this quarter, and it goes like this:
Step 1: Make rap video.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit
If you were to ask me where the majority of the losers from The Ultimate Fighter season 1 were now, I’d say either operating a deep fryer at McDonalds or cooking meth in a trailer down south. That’s probably why most people don’t ask me any questions. Fortunately MMATorch is a bit more accurate and obsessive with their breakdown of these guy’s post TUF careers. Again, this is because they’re guys with a pro wrestling background, meaning they don’t have anything else to do other than masturbate to pictures of Sable.