Just two articles above a story regarding The Ultimate Fighter’s tanking ratings, MMAWeekly’s Jeff Cain slurps some cock with the following statement:
Ultimate Fighter 5 has been touted by some as the best season of the reality show to date, but from the looks of it Ultimate Fighter 6 will give it a run for its money. The filming hasn’t even begun and drama is already surrounding the next season of ‘The Ultimate Fighter.’
I dunno where Jeff has heard that it’s the best. As far as I can tell it’s perhaps the WORST season ever, and that’s impressive considering what a total snooze fest the fourth season was. But at least I hated season 4 … even though I didn’t like it, I still watched it and cared about it. This season’s biggest enemy is apathy. I see Spike TV trying to sell the drama and scuffles and honestly I couldn’t care less. And I couldn’t care less about Hughes and Serra being on season 6. The only thing I care about is how it fucks up the welterweight division (no title shots until the coaches face off after the season ends – 5 years from now).
Another ghastly little detail from this asslicking article:
Former UFC welterweight contender, former MMAWeekly Radio co-host, and broadcaster Frank Trigg extended the offer to be Serra’s wrestling coach against his nemesis Matt Hughes, just to make things more interesting leading up to the filming of Ultimate Fighter 6.
What. The. Fuck. People don’t like Frank Trigg. They don’t. They don’t like him as a fighter. They don’t like him as a color commentator. They do like watching him get beaten up, but we’ve got enough footage of that to go around already. If Frank Trigg and Matt Serra teamed up, I think the cosmos would implode because it couldn’t handle the sheer mass of annoyingness gathered in one place on the planet. If Trigg ends up on the next season, I’m just going to slit my wrists now because halfway through the season I’d end up doing it anyways.
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Not quite from the horse’s mouth, but now we have an account of the Drew Ficket drunken ADCC story from someone who was actually involved. Drew’s friend Jamie Walsh fills us in on what ‘really’ went down:
This is what happened that weekend. Yer Drew was drunk and had been drinking all day so what. We all had been drinking all day but drew is a hell of a funny drunk. We were all laughing and making jokes all day. I didn’t see Xandi kick drew but that was bull shit. Drew could hardly walk let alone fight. All Drew wanted to do is buy everyone drinks. When I walked back into the lobby I saw that drew was arguing with Miguel. I told him to sit down in the chair because you don’t argue with the promoter. Rani Yarbro came over and said “hey my friend’ to drew. Got close then started punching him in the head. Santiago tried to stop him and about 15 Brazilians Surround us. I just picked up Drew and walked him out the hotel due to the fact that I felt that I thought that drew was going to get jumped. It was funny when Drew shouted out “Rani you hit like a little girl”. All I have to say is yer Drew is wild one when he drinks but he also funny as hell and if you didn’t think so please get a sense of humor. Yer he was drunk but not an angree drunk that would want to fight. You call your selves Pro Fighters well act like Pro’s We should all be getting paid for fighting not starting fights with drunks that can’t fight back.
So there you have it. Still not as entertaining as my version of the story, but most likely as close to the truth as we’re gonna get until Fickett releases his autobiography “Naked Truth: Ruminations of a Drunken UFC Fighter”
UPDATE: There’s an interview with Drew Fickett on the ADCC site that confirms he’s been banned for 10 years. Unfortunately they skim over what really happened so fuck them.
UPDATE #2: Someone from the ADCC Worlds commitee comments:
I personally witnessed Drew Fickett call two of the ADCC promoters and anyone else in the general vicinity “FUCKING PUSSIES” for not doing shots with him.
Honestly, I never really cared about Drew Fickett before this. Now I’m a huge fan. DREW FICKETT FOR PRESIDENT!
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Okay, so I promise this is the last Dynamite related posting unless Sakuraba’s head explodes when a doctor taps his knee with one of those little rubber hammers.
After the UFC bought Pride, K1 was by far the biggest competition they had left. This Dynamite show was supposed to be the beginning of K1’s North American push and if it had been done right it would have meant the UFC had a serious contender on it’s hands. While not exactly popular in America, K1 is still a recognizable brand and they have an existing global framework. In Japan all signs were pointing to an all out war between K1 and the new PRIDE, with K1 talking trash and pushing the foreign devil angle hard.
What a difference one show can make. When K1 booked a stadium for their show, I thought they had just shot themselves in the foot. Now it’s becoming apparent that they may have shot themselves directly in the face. The CSAC sanctioning body are a bunch of pricks that you don’t want to jerk around, and it seems like this is exactly what K1 is doing. So far the commission has put on a reasonable face to the public, but don’t think for a second they’re happy with all the incompetance. If the CSAC wasn’t getting a cut of the gate money, they’d have told K1 to go fuck themselves sometime last week.
Whoever’s in charge of things for K1 needs to be fired, immediately. K1 needs to ante up and pay someone who knows what they’re doing to come in and clean up this mess. Obviously Dana White’s not about to help out, but there’s already the Strikeforce connection through Gary Shaw (who himself must have some connections in the CSAC) and Ed Fishman, who seems to fancy himself as a man who can solve problems.
Regardless of who it is, something has to be done. With no one effective at bat for K1, their fighters are already being refused licenses. The fact that Dynamite promoters claim they don’t even know why is either a testament to their impotence or idiocy in the matter. They should have a guy camped outside CSAC offices, supervising every moment fighters spend with the commission or their representatives.
The ramifications if this show tanks are huge. As ‘Mr Japan Scandal’ Zach Arnold mentions, this goes far beyond losing a pile of money: K1 has sold the television rights to this shit around the world. They probably could have had an empty stadium and still made money off all the TV money paid by stations in Japan, Korea, and elsewhere in the east. But if the show doesn’t happen or marquee fighters like Hong Man Choi or Sakuraba don’t compete, it could cause massive damage to K1’s relationship with these television stations. And I think we all remember what happened to PRIDE when they lost their TV deal.
It’s looking like the UFC might win this war with K1 without having to fire a single shot. And after K1, who else is there to compete with Zuffa’s growing empire of MMA? Sure, there are a number of middling promotions who are managing to put together interesting cards, but there’s currently no one with the necessary bankroll to give the UFC a real run for their money. In the years to come, people may look back at June 2nd as the day the UFC truly won the battle for control of mixed martial arts.