Between Nick’s suspension for pot smoking and Nate’s tendency to talk trash, it wouldn’t surprise me to hear that they spent the weekend in jail for beating on some goofy metrosexuals. But this news is much more positive: the two were competing in the Auburn Triathlon last Sunday (which might explain why Nick wasn’t in Ohio doing color commentary for GFC like GFC said he would be). Nick Diaz placed 41st overall and 6th in his age group. Nate placed 125th overall, probably because he was out of breath from shit talking the entire universe.
If you hadn’t noticed, last week we recorded ‘Episode Zero’ of our weekly podcast ‘The Low Blow’. Well, response has been good and we’re relatively happy with the sound quality so tonight we’ll be recording Episode 1. Included in the show will be our not so standard breakdown of UFC71, which will tell you who looks the most like a child molester, who’s in line for the worst whuppin, and tons of other useless information. Past that there’s always a few news articles floating around which we enjoy discussing as well. Jam packed into a tight 30 minutes, you don’t have to sign away your life to get some entertaining MMA podcast action. So come back either late late tonight or in the wee hours of the morn tomorrow to get your fix.
The UFC has a history of being the tightest cocksuckers in the business. If they think they can squeeze you for a penny, they’ll try for a dime. They continued this tradition last night by blurring out the logo of their biggest sponsor, Xyience, during the entire Countdown to UFC71 show. Some people are thinking this might mean there’s trouble in the relationship between Xyience and the UFC. My bet is Xyience just wasn’t willing to pay for the exposure, and the UFC will be damned if they’ll actually do anything for free.
This isn’t the first time they’ve done this kind of shit. Tito Ortiz complained that the Punishment Athletics logo is always blurred out on all UFC shows, just another way ‘The Man’ is keeping him down. And of course every time I pull my cock out at the live shows, they blur it out on the DVDs. I’m like what the fuck did I pay for ringside seats?
UPDATE: Looks like all the blurring might have to do with the fact that Xyience is no longer sponsoring Chuck Liddell. Probably because Chuck realized Xyience Cran-Apple tastes like radioactive frog jizz. Or his new contract demanded seven buxom Xyience girls be delivered to his bed every month.
Just a quick update, MMA’s hot and sexy Loretta Hunt (one day we shall marry) has reported that the CSAC has Sakuraba slated to come in on May 23 for his medicals. So it’ll be two more days before he fails. Just thought you guys might like to know.
I goddamn HATE Urijah Faber. Maybe it’s because he’s a no good silver spoon sucking motherfucker. Or maybe it’s because he beats up guys who are too poor to even afford a gym membership at the gym his parents bought him. Or maybe it’s because he’s an 18-1-0 fighter who’s fighting a 3-0-0 guy at the next WEC event. Anyways, I don’t know the exact reason but regardless: Fuck you Urijah Faber. Fuck you and your disgusting chin.