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In case you missed it – and you’re a damn fool if you did because, hey, free MMA – Bellator 108 was last night, and the marquee bout featured a dude who used to howl before and after his fights and be subject to insane amounts of racism when he fought in PRIDE. That’s right, I’m talking about Quinton “Rampage” Jackson (yeah, yeah, he used to be a UFC champ, too – so what?). Anyway, since Bellator’s ill-fated pay-per-view foray did not happen thanks to Tito Ortiz being decapitated, Rampage got to face another Octagon castoff in the form of Joey Beltran, and it went down something like this…
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So we had a contest, and just like the title of the classic De La Soul album, the stakes is high – a snappy and creative movie pitch for a free copy of AMBUSHED, featuring Dolph Lundgren, Vinnie Jones and Randy “Fuck You, I’ve Gone Hollywood” Couture. Who among the commenters crafted the best, most hilarious entry? They were pretty much all great, but here are the ones that stuck out the most to me:
- PleaseRewind’s untitled feature that’s “A remake of Akira Kurosawa’s Ran featuring Miesha Tate and Ronda Rousey. The (adopted) sisters fighting for the future of Japan after their father (Dana White?) abdicated the throne.”
Why this one was awesome: Because Akira Kurosawa’s Hidden Fortress still gives me a stiffy, and name-dropping the best director to ever come out of Japan is never a bad thing. Continue after the Jump ››