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Pat Barry didn’t win any UFC twitter awards!?!

Remember when the UFC announced they’d be bribing / encouraging their fighters to tweet tweet tweet it up by offering $5000 bonuses every 3 months? Well, that was three months ago and here’s the first batch of winners.

Most followers: Anderson Silva, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Demian Maia, Cris Cyborg

Highest percentage of growth in followers: Anderson Silva, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Demian Maia, Paulo Thiago

Most creative: Forrest Griffin, Joe Lauzon, Ben Henderson, Joseph Benavidez

So long story short, Andy, Big Nog, and Demian cleaned up largely based on the UFC going to Rio. Nice to see the money going to people who need it. And somehow neither Pat Barry or Miguel Torres got love for their awesome twitters. Pat Barry even diversified from his tighty whitey underwear shots and tweeted a video of Crocop karaoke. Crocop karaoke for fuck’s sake! And Miguel Torres is great fun. There’s not a random thought that rolls through his mightily mulletted head that he doesn’t share. Just from the past few days:

  • I’m not upset I didn’t get a twitter bonus for most creative tweets, I’m from the hood I’m used to getting robbed.
  • Stuck in immigration again, why do I always have to look like a broke criminal when I travel?
  • Man created fire so woman could cook him dinner.
  • So your girl wants space, look her in the eyes & tell her we have enough of that in the fridge, then send her to the supermarket.
  • The only fixin a women should be doing is fixin me a sandwich.
  • Got asked if I was a sexist? I retorted whilst grabbing my balls, “Of course I am, who doesn’t love sex?”

If you ask me, this is a sign of inevitable PC creep. If the UFC gives Miguel Torres 5 grand for his amusing variety of ‘Woman make me a sammich’ jokes, all of a sudden they’re PROMOTING THE SUBJUGATION OF FEMALES. See, first they take away our ability to call female reporters cunts, and no one says anything because … well yeah that’s a bit whack. Next thing you know, they come for our sammich jokes and no one is left to stop them. And all of a sudden we’ve turned into giant pussies and nothing fun or interesting is ever said again. Won’t someone think of us poor men for once???

  • Komodo

    Torres ftw. And that pic alone should’ve scored Barry some bonus love.

  • iamphoenix

    I love sexist jokes. But something needs to replace sandwich line of jokes. It’s like saying that’s what she said. I don’t laugh at it anymore.

    And I only follow my boy Bieber on twitter. I gotta know what he’s doing at all times.

  • Night Rider

    Ryan you guys aren’t winning any podcast awards …. Hint  Hint..


    Record a new fuckin podcast already…. Shit!

  • Redping

    yeah guys, shit!

  • P W

    “Ryan you guys aren’t winning any podcast awards …. Hint  Hint..


    Record a new fuckin podcast already…. Shit!”


    It’s not quite due yet, last episode was October 6:th. One episode a month you know.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Fuck, remember when that was the mailbag schedule?

  • frickshun

    Remember when a 2 liter of soda was 99 cents!!

  • G Funk

    Christ you’re old. Was gas $0.97 a gal too!

  • glassjawsh

    I remember that. I was in middle school

  • Reverend Clint

    i can still get a 2 liter for 99 cents… at the dollar store. shit you can get a 3 liter

  • frickshun

    ^^Yeah, but that shit will make you sterile.

  • Reverend Clint

    yeah so what?

  • CAP

    I fart dust.