Pat Barry’s weekend

Spending a weekend around Pat Barry sounds like a fun time, and if you had any doubts just check out the parts he documented on Twitter during his NASCAR weekend in Las Vegas. In addition to his standard insta-undies hijinx, there’s also statue fellatio, cleaning lady harassment, purse theft, and child theft. Y’know. Standard Vegas stuff.

*UPDATE* Two more I didn’t include earlier because I’m on drugs: Toto + Mustache and Poop Butt!

  • agentsmith

    I dig Barry, but grabbing a stranger’s purse, let alone their fucking KID, is a pretty good way to catch a shitkicking.  Or at least it ought to be.

  • G Funk

    That’s some funny chit. There’s concealed carry in Nevada right? I can only imagine trying to explain that one to the cops in the hospital recovering from some firearm damage.

  • frickshun

    He’s fucking retarded.

    Smithers–>the father of the kid was wearing a Tapout shirt. I’m sure these are more or less “staged”.

  • jackalmiller

    The kid theft could have been staged, who knows?  But just becuase someone is wearing a tapout shirt doesnt mean anything.  Probably 90% of people that wear tapout has no clue what “MPS” stands for.  

    If I see someone wearing a shirt with “MPS” I ask them what it means and I have never had one person be able to tell me.  I say, “but it is on your shirt and you dont know what it means?

  • greenseed

  • G Funk

    Frick’s grouchy cause his wife layed down the law this weekend! In her face Frick says, “yes dear.” On FL Frick says,”Fucking whore cunt bitch filthy skank!”

  • frickshun

    Greenseed–>HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. That pic is going into my fault, for sure!! (is he wearing Vibram Five Fingers?)

    G–>I’m not grouchy!! I played 15 hours of Black Ops, made delicious crepes w/lingonberries for Sunday breakfast, slept in both days & didn’t do shit around the house. All in all, good weekend. Also, I call her a cunt to her face. That’s frick-speak for “love”.

  • G Funk

    lingonberries???

  • Reverend Clint

    hes got a chuck gut

  • frickshun
  • G Funk

    I think he pushes his belly out on purpose

  • frickshun

    He still looks like a GIANT MIDGET in that photo.

  • agentsmith

    ^ Is that like jumbo shrimp or something?

  • frickshun

    No. It’s like a person w/midget proportions but normal height.

    Does the word “shrimp” mean small in some other language? I don’t think “jumbo shrimp” is the best example of an oxymoron. Giant midget is a perfect example though!!

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