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Paul Daley porks it up once again

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before – a hard-hitting British brotha walks into a MMA promotion and asks for a welterweight bout. Matchmaker says, “No problem!” Fighter replies, “Excellent…and can I get fries with that?”

If that wasn’t funny it clearly has nothing to do with my comical shortcomings and everything to do with the topic being a serious example of the UK’s Paul Daley’s chronic choice to come in as plump as Pippa’s posterior!

Case in point, this weekend’s BAMMA 7 event where he weighed a whopping 176 pounds for a fight against Jordan Radev! Time to lay off the fish n’ chips, no? A few less crumpets next time, guv’na?


Fraser Opie ( 205 lbs) vs. Robert Krecicki ( 205 lbs)
Erik Perez (140.5 lbs ) vs James Brum (140 lbs )
Lee Taylor (170.5 lbs) vs. Tom Breese (170 lbs )
Dean Amasinger (171 lbs ) vs. Shah Hussain (170 lbs)
Dale Hardiman (156 lbs) vs. Scott Jansen (156 lbs)
Jeremy Petley (155 lbs) vs. Chris Fishgold (155 lbs)
Pindi Madahar (155.5 lbs)vs. Danny Compton (156 lbs)
Eugene Fadiora (182.5 lbs) vs. Robert Devanne (184.5 lbs )
Jack Marshman (185 lbs) vs. Carl Noon (185 lbs)
Rob Sinclair (154.5 lbs) vs. Diego Vital (154.5 lbs)

Jason Ball (155.5 lbs) vs. Andre Winner (155.5 lbs)
Paul Daley (176lbs)  vs. Jordan Radev (170 lbs )
Jim Wallhead (185 lbs ) vs. Frank Trigg (185.5lbs)

  • scissors61

    Fraser Opie? I wonder if there’s an MMA fighter out there called Seinfeld Louie. 

  • pewnt


  • DJ ThunderElbows

    To be fair, the sauna’s broke down and 10 of those guys came in overweight.  To continue to be fair, none as much as Daley.

    Turtles like’a the pizza.

  • iamphoenix

    Womp womp.

  • glassjawsh

    kj noons dad is fighting???

    I’d watch that

  • agentsmith

    To be fair, the sauna’s broke down and 10 of those guys came in overweight.

    Which 10 are those?  Look at the numbers, Daley’s the only one who didn’t make weight.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Most of ‘em were only a pound or two and made it on a second try apparently.  He was way over and had no chance to survive. He should’ve made his time.

  • frickshun

    5 of those pounds were Trigg’s semen. If Daley contracts his sphincter strong enough, most of it would ooze out.

  • FiveBoltMain

    nigga plz!