Who would have thought that the UFC’s retardedly high ticket prices would result in many high-end seats remaining empty for Randy vs Brock? Big surprise, huh? UFC tickets have never been cheap but if you wanted to trade sexual favors for a ringside seat to this particular card, you’d probably have to let 10 dudes cornhole you and whatever family members under the age of 16 you can rustle up.
The whole reasoning behind the crazy priced seats was to break the UFC’s current gate record of 5.4 million bucks. I’ve mentioned it before but I’ll say it again: the sooner Dana and the gang get off this gate-breaking tip they’ve been on for the past year and a half, the better. You don’t grow a sport by raping it’s fans, especially in times such as these.