Wow, I didn’t even recognize Phil Baroni here … possibly because Phil has been looking like a cracked out homeless guy in all his other interviews. So to see him all shaved and suited up was something of a surprise … he looks like Kevin Arnold from The Wonder Years. And considering that the guy who played Paul on that show grew up to be Marilyn Manson, maybe Kevin Arnold *IS* Phil Baroni. That’d be awesome.
Regardless of his true identity, I really enjoyed Phil Baroni’s long and winding mumble about how “Steroids Are Bad!” And while the video made me feel bad for him, I don’t know if I ultimately believe him. Fortunately Phil and his agent Ken are saying they’ve got evidence and witnesses that will sway the court of public opinion so I guess we’ll wait and see.