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Projectile vomiting in MMA. It happens.

The full video after the jump. If you’re into that kind of thing.

(thanks to jackal Greenseed for the find)

  • agentsmith

    Slowly, a sound started to build in Eder Jones’ stomach. A strange and scary sound, like a log truck coming at you at a hundred miles-an-hour. Suddenly, Eder opened his mouth, and before the the referee knew it, he was covered with five bottles worth of used Coke Zero. The women in the audience screamed. The announcer took one look at the referee and barfed on the doctor, who barfed on the timekeeper that was sitting next to him. The promotor barfed on the ring-girl’s tits. But when the smell hit the crowd, that’s when Eder’s plan really started to work. Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Nogueira twins barfed on each other, and the RockStar Girls barfed all over the TapOut Crew. And Eder just sat back and enjoyed what he’d created… a complete and total barf-o-rama!

  • Omomatta

    Boom ba ba boom ba ba boom!!!

  • SST

    That better not be tuna.

  • Letibleu

    I just puked up Alessio Sakara’s tuna sandwich all over agentsmith. Thank god (athiest post?) I washed it down with 2 gallons of chocolate milk, it came up smooth.

  • glassjawsh

    this….will never….get old
    edit: dammit! just when i was getting ready to make a “his vomit can read the future” joke.

  • frickshun

    This is glorious. Just made my day!!

  • Tanhauser

    sometimes these things happen in mma.

  • NinjaCodah

    That is a lot of vomit. Did the guy chug a 2L of root beer before the fight or what?

  • GoldenArms

    dont drink caffeine loaded energy drinks before fighting. I puked up that shit about ten minutes after a fight.

  • Grappo

    that’s some serious spewage. i think he’s got you beat Ryan –

  • Reverend Clint

    Ryan only had semen and cola to throw up looks like this guy drank a 3 liter and a footlong

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I would like to offer my sincerest thanks and appreciation to AgentSmith and Grappo.

  • frickshun

    From all the Jackals…..I would like to personally thank DJ ThunderThighs for bringing back “My Forums”……wait, what? He didn’t?

    Forget it.

  • Blackula Jonez

    I have been avoiding this vid like an std and someone went and made a gif of it.

    goddamm you.

  • Fitdaws

    Well, serves me right for going on this site during my lunchbreak.

  • glassjawsh

    still funny