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Rampage Jackson’s got some good company

Good news, Quinton Jackson! You are no longer the only guy to go absolutely bananas from ‘exhaustion and dehydration.’ Here’s Jason Russell, the guy behind that Kony 2012 mega-viral video, doing the good ol nekkid pavement slap dance after the stress of the internet’s Eye of Sauron cracked him.

Initially, he was allegedly arrested for masturbating in public and vandalizing cars, but, according to later reports, he was never charged of anything, he was just hospitalized and placed on involuntary psychiatric hold.

In a public statement, Russell’s wife said that no alcohol or other illicit substances were involved, blaming her husband’s meltdown on “extreme exhaustion and dehydration.”

I’m actually kinda disappointed that stories of Russell jacking it were greatly exaggerated. But the video is still some of the greatest stuff I’ve ever seen. So in TMZ fashion: WHO ROCKED THE DEHYDRATION BETTER? RUSSELL OR RAMPAGE OR DEMI??????

  • shillyer

    he is a relitive of mine, and I have always though he was the gay. This proves it. 

  • noiseless

    spiderman all over again, aw gosh

  • Reverend Clint

    ive been severly dehydrated and shit have even drank antifreeze but have never gone nuts. i drink a minimum 2 energy drinks a day, just to get myself out ofy work truck, never once started wanking it or tried to install a smart meter while naked. i call bullshit

  • iamphoenix

    this one time i was dehydrated i DRANK WATER.

  • SHORT_BUS

    Rampage is a CIA asset too?

  • G Funk

    Married? Uber fag.

    Minimum of two energy drinks a day? Damn son…

  • FilmDrunk

    Poor guy, trying to hide your obvious homosexuality must be tiring.

    Sidenote: Did he babble something about Siri?

  • GoldenArms

    Fuck this guy (subo probably did). Russell is being used to promote imperialism in Africa. Kony hasn’t been seen in five years and he controlled a small piece of land. The Western backed govt. is tied to 7,000,000 deaths. This is nothing, but an excuse to kill Africans and steal their mineral rich land. Obama’s people funded the bullshit documentary. Idiots.

  • G Funk

    ^ OK Wha?

  • Reverend Clint

    actually anti gay psycho groups funded the movie and i bet you are one too

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