Dig Rampage Jackson’s new ad for some streaming video site in which he demonstrates some tried-and-true tips for picking up chicks. It begins innocently enough, but quickly turns into parking lot rape, then makes a sharp swerve onto the Crazytown offramp, hits the guardrail, flips end-over a few times and explodes in a shower of WTF.
Your move, Miguel Torres.
(via CagePotato)
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whats the fuck was this??????
wow…..wtf indeed. That left me feeling confused and alone, much like my last sexual encounter.
untie her and she will love you more.
It’s like someone dared him to find a way to make a rape instructional video more offensive somehow.
aaand the wheels have come off the rampage express again
Next: Rampage dropped by the UFC.
Next next: Rampage to fight King Mo in Bellator
ok, now we all know that rampage is not exactly mensa material but he is not dumb enought to think that this will go unnoticed so i’m thinking he is looking to get released from his ufc contract and what better way that making an offensive video – homophobic and promoting sexual violence and a little more of his mysogynistic tendencies come to the surface
i’m gonna watch this and totally get it. fruity fucks.
edit: oh my fucken god, what happened.
i don’t even
The most offensive thing about this video is that in 15-20 jokes told not a single one of them were funny. You’d think with probabilities he’d at least have managed to have 1 out of 20.
What I’m saying is Rampage’s joke ratio is somehow worse than his checked leg kick ratio.
It’s like his joke-jaw went glass all of a sudden. Did jones steal his joke AND his competitive spirit?
Shows you what a moron he is thinking something like this will go over well. Bad idea all around especially with the recent history of butthurt rape ruining careers. He should have just done gay porn.
rampage is not smart, but just wow. What planet is that amusing?
I thought about it some more and this video is to draw attention away from his baby killing notoriety.
only possible explanation
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