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Rampage/Machida to be second major fight at the Palace

As an Ohio State Buckeyes fan, I must advise all UFC fighters to bring plenty of tip money for the Wolverines delivering their pizzas and refilling their drinks:

For the first time in more than 14 years and 150 events, the Ultimate Fighting Championship is heading to Michigan.

UFC 123, which takes place Nov. 20, will be hosted by the 23,000-seat Palace of Auburn Hills in a suburb of Detroit.

The “Detroit Free Press” first reported the plans, and ( since has confirmed them with sources close to the show.

I don’t know if Dana lost a bet or simply felt that Ron Artest should not have the record for “>best KO in the building (be sure to relive the madness – the look on poor guy’s face when he realizes he dun goofed is absolutely priceless, even though both guys are still in the league whilst MMA fighters would have been publicly electrocuted for the same infraction – also, first guy that works here and embeds this for me gets a Coke) – apparently, Cleveland was a possibility, which is an infinitely cooler city.  Plus, it’s not dying a slow death fueled by unoccupied buildings and sexting mayors, which is always a plus.

Fuck the University of Michigan, is what I’m saying.

OSU coach Woody Hayes once went for 2 while enjoying a 36 point lead against Michigan.  When asked why after the game, he said “because I couldn’t go for three”.  Congrats on what promises to be a dank fight, but you still suck.  First guy to mention Lebron gets a cockpunch.

  • Slappy san

    I think the guy’s expression had more to do with the fact that he wasn’t the one who threw the cup at Artest.

    Did you notice the suburb part of the post you grabbed? Kinda fucks up your little joke, huh? Drive 30 minutes or so and go visit Kwame in jail.

  • subo

    And I’m sure it’s a lovely suburb.

    (where are the emotions for comments)

  • Slappy san

    Totally at the opposite end of the spectrum.

  • kentyman

    Hardly an MMA post.

    Feature request for the new site: a thumbs down button.

  • subo

    Yeah, I should have just done it MMA Jukie styzzzzzzzzzz… sorry, I nodded off there. I can’t want fights in Cleveland instead?

    Just ban me Kenty – joo can do it

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Word, they’re supposed to be auto-embedded and shit. That’s fucked.

  • kentyman

    I would never. But I still think it’d be nice to be able to give good, quantitative feedback without having to comment “this post sucks!”

  • glassjawsh

    this post sucks

  • kentyman

    ^ Thumbs up.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Word, and after you’d gotten so much better. This is just meandering tripe with no real relevance to the only MMA item in the post.

  • Jim Harbaugh Scramble

    Just when I was starting to like Subo’s posts, he reveals that he is a Bucknut.