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Referees have sucked for over 1800 years

It’s a well known fact in modern combat sports that judges are morons and refs screw up. Fortunately, these mistakes usually don’t result in the death of the fighter. Back in the oldschool days of gladiatorial combat, one wasn’t always so lucky. While today’s fighters can take their issues up with a commission, the only recourse you had back then was a nasty inscription on your tombstone.

The tombstone was donated to the Musee du Cinquanternaire in Brussels, Belgium, shortly before World War I. It shows an image of a gladiator holding what appear to be two swords, standing above his opponent who is signalling his surrender. The inscription says that the stone marks the spot where a man named Diodorus is buried.

“After breaking my opponent Demetrius I did not kill him immediately,” reads the epitaph. “Fate and the cunning treachery of the summa rudis killed me.”

The summa rudis is a referee, who may have had past experience as a gladiator.

Another rule that appears to have been in place was that a gladiator who fell by accident (without the help of his opponent) would be allowed to get back up, pick up his equipment and resume combat. It’s this last rule that appears to have done in Diodorus. Carter interprets the picture of the gladiator holding two swords to be a moment in his final fight, when Demetrius had been knocked down and Diodorus had grabbed a hold of his sword.

“Demetrius signals surrender, Diodorus doesn’t kill him; he backs off expecting that he’s going to win the fight,” Carter said. The battle appears to be over. However the summa rudis – perhaps interpreting Demetrius’ fall as accidental, or perhaps with some ulterior motive – thought otherwise, Carter said. “What the summa rudis has obviously done is stepped in, stopped the fight, allowed Demetrius to get back up again, take back his shield, take back his sword, and then resume the fight.”

This time Diodorus was in trouble, and either he died in the arena or Demetrius inflicted a wound that led to his death shortly thereafter. This event would have happened before a crowd of hundreds, if not thousands, of people in a theater or in part of an athletic stadium converted into a sort of mini- Colosseum. After Diodorus was dead, the people who created his tombstone (probably family or friends) were so upset, Carter suggests, that they decided to include some final words on the epitaph:

“Fate and the cunning treachery of the summa rudis killed me.”

I’m sure if he’s left to continue refereeing, someone will say something similar about Cecil Peoples:

  • CAP

    Just when you thought Cecil Peoples couldn’t possibly suck any more…

  • iamphoenix

    that clearly wasn’t a tap. he was just trying to get up, and double smacked the mat to know where it was.