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Ronda Rousey is no Miss Nice Girl

Despite being polite enough not to break Sarah D’Alelio’s arm in half, Ronda Rousey would like you to know the only face she’ll show as the Face of Women’s MMA is her real face, and surprise! That face can be gettin’ all up in your face bitchy styles:

“When I was in the Olympics and I was representing the United States I had to be very proper, like, yes, this is the right thing to say and I won’t say anything about how I think [George] Bush is a retard,” Rousey said. “I’m just going to go say what they want me to say and look bright and shiny and go win.

“But doing MMA, you’re representing yourself. You’re not representing your country. I feel like what women’s MMA needs is not some nice girl. Everyone’s playing the nice card and they’re not willing to go under any kind of criticism and I really feel that that’s not what we need if we want to get as much exposure as possible. We need someone more like a Tito Ortiz-type personality — not that I’m trying to be that much of a d–k, no offense to Tito. But I want to be one of those people who people either love then or hate them and groups of people actually have heated discussions about it. I want there to be attention on the sport, and if I have to attract some bad attention to get that, then fine I’ll be willing to be that person.”

Not that Rousey is exactly new to being a bit of a renegade, she admitted. Like most male fighters, she did her share of fighting outside of a sporting context, even if it only brought her trouble.

“I’ve never gotten away with a fight in my entire life. I even got jumped by a bunch of guys once and I beat them up, and they sued me for assault. Every fight I got into in school, I always got a suspension or community service, and it’s just never been worth it to me. If I could get in a fight without there being legal repercussions, I would be in a fight every single day. I don’t go out to clubs at all, because I know if someone grabs my a– I’ll punch them in the face.”

I love how she is both so uber-legit with her Olympic credentials, plus a total badass in real life. What I would have given to be a fly on the wall when she judo-slammed that gang of guys all over the pavement. And then a fly on the wall when she said “Oh, destroying douchebags is sweaty work, time for a steamy shower!” Baw-Chika-Wah-Wah.

  • iamphoenix

    Sooo wheres the sexy pics?

  • Letibleu

    They havent stolen her camera yet. Jake is working on that.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I’m sure Volds is furiously fapping to the idea of her tossing black dude’s pelvii on the pavement.

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  • kwagnuth

    I like Ronda Rousey I hope she doesn’t get a movie offer.


    Fuck women’s MMA and all the white knight motherfuckers who keep trying to force feed that shit to us. I have as much interest in chick fighting as I do the WNBA or softball. Enough with the PC shit already.

  • Redping

    yeah exactly, only men should be able to participate in this sport, as there is just not enough women in the world to form a fightin division. In fact I bet you couldn’t find a competitor with man-like strength and striking, and then an interesting challenger with former olympic experience who’s a great prospect in the cage and shows the potential to submit anyone, and then put them in a tite fight, and then have it be entertaining for ANYBODY. If there’s no dicks and men aren’t lying on other men, it’s just not MMA damnit!

    btw i was being sarcastic and short_bus needs to remember that people who get laid regularly don’t have such sexist freudian hatred for the other sex

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    But they’re only as good as MMA was five-to-ten years ago, so they should get less of a shot to build on than the men did back then.  Plus they don’t please his sensibilities so no one else should get to see them.  It’s like watching Benji Radach and Ninja Rua go at it – sloppy and weak.

    But we only think they’re good because .. PC – that’s a thing that makes anonymous people on the internet hide their feelings and force themselves to watch inferior women do things.

    And now we’re attacking his opinions on a public forum so we’re probably trying to subjugate him.


    White knight fagots. LOL

  • frickshun

    What the fuck is going on in here?

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    We’re White Knights who are trying to save poor little women from … us … not giving them the same chance to evolve that the men got.