Ronda Rousey shares a few Olympic dos and don’ts for the London 2012 athletes. Top of the list: wear condoms. Which I guess is advice for the male athletes, unless she also expects women to wear those suckers on their fingers or go the whole nine yards and construct dental dams for safe oral and rimjob action. I’m not a giant butthole muncher but you gotta figure these Olympic competitors probably have some top condition assholes … it’d be a shame not to do something with them. So if you see some of the athletes running a little funny during the 400 meter dash, they were probably getting way too freaky with their comrades from the Congo or Ecuador.