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Rosie O’Donnell loves her some California Kid

The UFC sends Urijah Faber everywhere, confident that his boyish good looks and butt-chin will draw women into MMA better than a thousand box traps with a thousand Cinnabons inside. Urijah met Rosie O’Donnel a while ago and she’s still got California Kid fever – I assume it’s because he also looks kinda like a 50 year old lesbian in certain light. Judging by these pics and tweets she was pretty excited about seeing him fight…

  • frickshun

    Can someone help me coax my dick out from inside my body?


  • Razzle

    She was called the queen of nice for awhile – fun fact, fun fact.

  • matthewpolly

    I was interviewed by Rosie once for her radio show. When I told her I was writing about MMA, she couldn’t stop talking about Urijah. Apparently, he has replaced Tom Cruise in her heart, which kind of makes you wonder about Faber. Is he MMA’s first famous… Scientologist?

  • Omomatta

    Well, that would help feed my hatred of Faber even more. Hmmm, is hatred too strong of a word?…..Nope.

    Did you tell her you loved her work in “League of Their Own”?

  • agentsmith

    If she transferred testosterone to Faber via their kiss, does that count as steroid cheating?

  • Omomatta

    Osmotic testosterone therapy is 100% legal…..That’s what Dr. Zarnekee told me. He practices in Californ…….Oregon.

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    I’m not a rosie fan at all (AT ALL), but it’s kind of awesome that someone as recognizable as her is a huge fan of any MMA fighter

  • Letibleu

  • Omomatta

    Vomiting lettuce is much less fun than I thought it would be.

  • frickshun

    Omo–>why u hating on Faber?

  • Omomatta

    Ummm…..Probably because I don’t like him. I remember jumping in the air and doing a back flip when Mike Brown removed him from consciousness. I don’t care if his tubes are squishin’ or not.

  • Letibleu

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    “masterbating” should be spelled with a “u”

  • CAP

    I would not want to roll with her.

    I like Faber but sometimes he gets a little too cocky for his own good and that’s when I want him to get KTFO’d. He’s toned it down since losing. Imagine that.

  • 7th Offensive

    the last man she glomed on to turned out to be crazy and gay.


  • iamphoenix

    what’s he doin to her?

  • Letibleu

    She has HIM in a submission, you just can’t see it. It’s called the crotch hold.