Rousimar Palhares just had his first birthday cake ever

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“They even sprinkled it with my favorite, Kibbles n’ Bits!”

Yum… it’s almost as good as pig feed! Last Sunday, Rousimar Palhares had his 32nd birthday. And instead of celebrating by going apesh*t insane or tearing knee ligaments, he received his FIRST EVER BIRTHDAY CAKE as a surprise from his family and friends. Evidently, they make “meat on meat” flavored cakes in Brazil:

“That was really a big surprise for me. I became a child again because this was the first time in my whole life I celebrated my birthday with a cake. Everybody knows my family always had a very humble life. I thank my BTT partners to have given me this happiness. I hope this is going to be a year of much work and that God can continue giving me the opportunities to represent Brazil and show my talent inside the Octagon.”

Isn’t he cute, you guys? This reminds me of rainbows, hugs, and and lots of other G-rated stuff that I thought was flushed out of my memory banks by the massive influx of porn. The glean in Toquinho’s eye in this picture is like when a kid who’s usually locked under the stairs eating fish heads gets a bike for Christmas. Or when Shrek gets laid by the princess. Or when you jackals tell me “Dick, you’re A-OK!” If this doesn’t warm your heart, you’re probably dead.

  • Reverend Clint

    he became a child again? I just figured he always was a child. A giant limb ripping man child.

  • agentsmith

    In celebration he blew out 32 knees.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Bittersweet story is bittersweet.

  • frickshun

    Smith=HAHA.

  • iamphoenix

    looks like he has bitch tits on for biceps.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Smith, was it you who came up with “his mother was kicked to death by a gang of legs” line?

  • iamphoenix

    wtf-pictures-0

  • agentsmith

    Smith, was it you who came up with “his mother was kicked to death by a gang of legs” line?

    No, that was Blackula.

    CagePotato’s theory is that Paul Harris spent his childhood in a windowless cell (à la Kaspar Hauser) and could only see the ankles of his captors through the crack below his cell door.  Sounds about right.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    That, too, is fucking brilliant.

  • noiseless

    paul harris become death, the destroyer of worlds. now him and honda should make a freak chylde.

  • glassjawsh

    “CagePotato’s theory is that Paul Harris spent his childhood in a windowless cell (à la Kaspar Hauser) and could only see the ankles of his captors through the crack below his cell door. Sounds about right.”

     

    you just, basically, described the plot to old boy

    except without any of the daughter rape (ie. the best part)

    this might also explain why he’s so uber jacked (check his knuckles for scars!!!)

  • agentsmith

    ^ Paul Harris doesn’t need no hammer though.

  • thingvolds

    i fucking love toquinho. he’s in my top ten favorite fighters fo sho. nice article.

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