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Roy Nelson is wearing slimming outfits

We’ve already played the speculative shrinking game with Brock Lesnar. Now it’s time to do the same with Roy Nelson, who seems surprisingly small in many recent pictures. Especially compared to the giant fatass Roy who exists in our mind.

  • kvelertak

    Why does he stand like he’s just been pounded in the butt? Dark blue and black t-shirts do not impress me.

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    Roy Nelson is an idiot if he doesn’t drop to 205 or even 185 (as he could probably make it). Great that he’s losing weight, but is he smart enough to cut to his natural weight-class where he could probably be in the top 5 with the right body? No, probably not. 

  • frickshun

    Konvertalic–>recalibrate your monitor, dawg. It’s all navy blue. Props for understanding that navy & black clash, though. You are officially queer.

  • malonth

    I remember watching Nelson’s fight with Mir and thinking these guys do not belong in the same weight class.

  • kvelertak

    I’m talking about the black shirt in the other linked pic, you douche nozzle.

    Recalibrate your fucking mother.

  • iamphoenix

    ^dumb. anyway.


    Fedor’s slimming shirt didn’t help him any.

  • Reverend Clint

    roy looks like a stunt man in the hangover part 3: Pedopalooza

  • Danjo

    Roy could be a beast at 205. That would actually be pretty fun to watch.

  • CAP

    He’s still fat and the mullet adds 20 pounds. He’ll never make 205.