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Royce Gracie is a cheap moron

I’m sure you’ve all heard the statement from Royce Gracie regarding why he didn’t spend a day or two dealing with the steroid accusations from last month:

“Well, I fight once a year anyway and it’s much cheaper to pay $2500 in fine then $10,000 retainer to attorneys alone. As for my fans, those who believe me, believe me anyway, and those who don’t, does not matter what I do, or what I say, they will not believe anyway.”

Yeah, a 2500$ fine is cheaper than fighting the ruling, but is it cheaper than the therapy Royce’s kids will have to go through? Coming to terms with the fact that your dad is a fucking sham seems like it could take several years worth of sessions.

  • Asa

    So he’ll disgrace his father’s legacy to save $7500? Awesome.

  • intenso

    Or maybe….he didn’t fight it because he really did take the steroids.

  • fightlinker

    Yeah, that’s what it seems to me anyways. I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt until now.

  • Wu Tang

    he opens mcdojo’s everywhere, his school at best are second rate, he took roids to take on saku, i mean come on! Hes a has bin.

  • klown

    Shame :(

  • Ryan

    I wouldn’t say his schools are all 2nd rate… :(
    Yes I’m biased. :P

  • Mike O

    fuck yall, i think they need to take saku and pump him full of steroids and i dunno, methamphetamine. maybe then we’d see the old saku again. same for royce. why not.

  • Royce

    I dont care what you guys say, I can break you bone and an armbar too..