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Rumble promises to take Vitor’s soul

“The Reem” has set the bar pretty high for “fight journal” videos, and while Anthony “Rumble” Johnson’s latest isn’t quite on the same level of awesome, it’s not too shabby either.

Don’t let the rounder, non-dehydrated cheeks fool you, Rumble’s abs are still visible at middleweight, so he won’t show up all fatty-fatty-fatfat for his date with Vitor Belfort at UFC 142 this Saturday.  And this time we can reasonably expect him to make weight on the first try, won’t that be neat?

  • kvelertak

    Belfort is a goldbricking spine puncher.


    As long as he doesn’t get stage fright, I think AJ can win this fight and do so in dominant fashion.

  • Rye

    Anything can happen, but I think he’ll get spooked in front of the Brazilian crowd, and Belfort knock his head into the 3rd row. Either way… this is ending in R1.

  • Redping

    Belfort is sooooooooo inconsistent. If i was betting on this i’d dfinitely put it on AJ because he always shows up. The brazil advantage is pretty immense but so long as he doesnt get punched in the back of the head he should be all right.

    Then again, koscheck beat the crap out of him, what was with that?

  • noiseless

    chub chubster will smack the jesus out of vitor. so be it.

  • OlyReigns

    I love how a guy who is in better shape than Jesus can get called a fatso on such a regular basis. I am sure they are in there somewhere but I have never even seen one of my abs.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    A weak shell for a weak soul.  It was an easy task to separate the two.

    - Rumble, Jan. 14, 2012

  • CAP

    Should be a sick fight!

  • Blackula Jonez

    lol I didn’t know Rumble mained Akuma/Gouki DJ TE.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    He doesn’t, it’s just what he’s gonna say ’cause it’s true.


  • frickshun

    I fully expect Rumble to lay n pray his way to an ultra-safe decision. Why would he trade & risk getting clipped? You guys calling for a rd 1 KO think you’re watching a Summer blockbuster, not 2 athletes trying to maintain their careers.

  • Reverend Clint

    rumble is a boring conehead

  • CAP

    I think Rumble respects Vitor’s ground game a little more than Dan Hardy’s, and for good reason, so I don’t see him holding him down the whole time. If that’s how he approaches this fight Rumble should just stay home and eat cuz I wanna see him take heads off.