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Sakuraba vs ??? at DREAM.11

You’d think with the Japanese fight scene withering from a once proud giant penis to a tiny shriveled shadow of it’s former self, companies like FEG would stop dicking around with all the stupid shit they used to do like last second fight announcements and all that. But nope: here they are a few days before DREAM.11 announcing Sakuraba versus … somebody. The video gets some style points for being a parody of anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, but seriously. That doesn’t make up for DREAM’s half-assed business planning.

(thanks to Bloody Elbow for the video)