Here’s Yoshihiro Akiyama showing off why he’s called Sexyama and how he looks at welterweight. Don’t ask me what those bulges on both sides of his abs are, I have no idea. The last time I saw them, it was on a He-Man action figure.
This is all in response to UFC pressure for Akiyama to move from 185 down to 170. Because being a small 185er was the major problem and he’ll totally be able to hang in the sharktank that is 170. Wait, was that sarcastic enough?
Bah, whatever. He’ll make a fine addition to the UFC’s first Japan show in February. The ladies love him. And what’s not to love? I don’t wanna sound gay or anything, but I would totally suck that guy’s dick.