Sexyama to be new Trimspa spokesman

After blowing 3 fights in a row, Yoshihiro Akiyama will be dropping down to a slim 170 lbs. Why am I posting about this? No good reason other that if he loses his next fight I think he should be cut faster than Charlie Sheen’s blow. Granted 2 of the fights ended up as Fights of the Night but that doesn’t make it any better. He is the Yellow Leonard Garcia except he loses more often. What a huge disappointment and I bet the only reason Uncle Dana hasn’t kicked his wasabi eating ass to the curb already is he has been paid way too much.

I guess we can chalk this one up to another over hyped Japanese import not unlike Hideki Irabu.

  • iamphoenix

    is that a gay model?

  • Reverend Clint

    pretty much

  • glassjawsh

    i will always cut clint some slack because he basically kept the site alive when ryan went MIA for weeks with no explanation

    but the hirubi aboobi reference was stupid

  • frickshun

    Hi Clint.

  • Reverend Clint

    i dont think glassjawsh gets some of the hints. who was the last trimspa spokesperson? Anna Nicole Smith. She died. Hideki Irabu killed himself.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    So he’s gonna train with GSP?  So he won’t be able to go for a title run.

    I can’t get too happy for him reinventing himself as a gatekeeper.  Hopefully it’ll keeping from being found with a belt around his neck and his dick in hand.

  • glassjawsh

    ^ have you seen his wife??

  • Redping

    every time I see Akiyama I still fill with rage over the Sakuraba greasing thing. Honestly I think he deserved a permanent Paul Daley style ban from the UFC but Dana doesn’t really give a shit unless you’re cheating in his organisation and get caught

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    but Dana doesn’t really give a shit unless you’re cheating in his organisation and get caught

    Haha, yeah Redping, like Anderson Silva!  Naw, it has to be “excessive” amounts in Nevada, and I’m sure there’s similar wording in all commissions.

    Gettin' Grissy

    And let’s be honest, what commission rules were in place to limit oils soaks pre-fight or straight lubing yerself before fights?  I’m asking, but I doubt there were any.

  • UberShmact

    Sexyama is the man.

  • Symbul

    Akiyama has some skills but for some reason I’m not privy to, he tries to pretend those skills are in the kickboxing department. If he pursued the ground game I think he could do something.

  • Letibleu

    So your prediction is that Sexyama is going to kill himself?

  • Reverend Clint

    he isnt going to far well at 170

  • P W

    Common now. We’re talking about a guy who was making TV-spots for one of world’s largest car manufacturers when most MMA fighters were dreaming about being able to slap a Condom Depot-ad all over their ass.

  • thingvolds

    as a respected forum member, i feel i should point out that this post was racially insensitive and highly offensive.

  • iamphoenix

    ^im logging this in my complaints book and filed in the folder “Important Matters for Hyan Fightlinker” to be presented to him the 4th quarter this year.

  • Reverend Clint

    i guess i should change yellow to orange since thats more realistic.

  • Redping

    obviously vitor didnt punch him in the back of the head nearly hard enough. somebody give him condit or ellenberger for his next one, that’d be a laugh

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    ^ have you seen his wife??

    Yeah, man.  Model trophy wives are certainly going to be supportive during downward career spirals.  I can’t imagine that being anything but a positive.  And being married always stops dudes from offing themselves.

  • frickshun

    ^^It stopped me!! I didn’t want to give her the fucking satisfaction….

  • CAP

    170 is not going to save him. UFC needs to gather all their Japanese draws and get that show going before they all fade.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I didn’t want to give her the fucking satisfaction….

    … Yet.

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