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Shamrock vs Shamrock??? Squee!

Holy shit, I’m so fucking excited. You all know I’m a Shamrock nuthugger through and through, so could there be any bigger news than the possibility that Frank vs Ken Shamrock has been locked up??? I was following this story as it evolved all day yesterday but didn’t want to comment on it because my brain was malfunctioning and all I could do was make impressively uneducated comments about Japanese fighters I knew nothing about. But now I’m back in true form, and it’s time to break out the party hats, because I’m pretty sure this shit is set up.

Why all the ambiguity? Because rather than a big press release or something that would actually help sell the event, word has slipped out through a shoddy looking webpage called Basically the only thing they’ve got up is a little flash intro showing the two brothers and then a whole bunch of blood splatters (which of course is the classy way to advertise siblings competing – fucking BLOODBATH, BITCHES!).

There’s a counter down at the bottom that keeps changing … first off, it was setting the fight date sometime in April (and boy, when it said that I was all a jubbles with anticipation). But now the clock has been changed to a much less exciting 350 days. Which seems awful far away to me.

I mean look at it like this … that’s practically a year. Who knows what can happen in that time! Frank Shamrock’s leg could be ripped off by Sokoudjou again. And the alien life force on Ken’s face that is masquerading as a beard could envelop Ken’s entire head by then. And where would that leave us??? With no fucking fight, that’s where!

‘But Fightlinker’, you say. ‘Why should we even believe that this is a legit site?’ Well, for one thing it points back to MMAE, which is a company owned by Frank Shamrock. Plus, the shitty flash is right up Frank’s webdesigner’s alley. If you don’t believe me, check out Frank’s academy website where he uses his laser eyeball to forge his fruity signature across the bottom of the screen.

  • catch

    That fruity eyeball laser signature made my day.

  • Fightlinker Jackal

    OMG… that eye laser thing was hilarious!

  • Beau

    Fightlinker absolutely needs a laser eye intro. You can be holding your blogger championship belt. “Welcome to my world”


    the funniest shit is that they’re not even blood brothers, fucking fools.

  • Swedish guy

    the time and date it’s counting down to is exactly midnight when 24th of december turns 25th, here in sweden that is. Meaning that’ll have to be around 6pm-ish east coast time over at your place, right? Strange time to have a fight.

  • pauli

    ah, but it’s 3pm west coast, where they both live – and bedtime at the retirement community is at 4, so they’ve got to get this over with.

  • winklepicker

    My eyes are bleeding.

  • turbofeber

    Registered through:, Inc. (
    Created on: 21-Dec-07
    Expires on: 21-Dec-09
    Last Updated on: 21-Dec-07

    Administrative Contact:
    Shamrock, Frank
    Frank Shamrock USA
    PO Box 24006
    San Jose, California 95154-4006
    United States
    (408) 978-8686 Fax — (309) 404-6807

  • turbofeber

    they got a flash countdown here :

    – it currently says it’s 1 yr 2 months 22 days 20 hours 51 mins and 20 sec

    – the www site says : 350 days 1 hour 51 mins and 20 seconds

    i guess they are not sure yet …

  • islandguy

    A year from now????? Who the fuck cares? They will both be pushing walkers around Walmart by then.

  • Xavier

    Frank by laser eye, round one.