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Sigh. TUF report time.

In this episode, Mac and Blake get into a NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ANY MORE. This shit is getting more and more frat by the episode. The only way it could be more like high school is if people were getting stuffed in lockers.

I never thought I could dislike the two Matts any more than I did when the season started, but at this point I’m praying for light trussing to fall and crush them during their fight at UFC 79. Hughes may think God is on his side but I’m pretty sure there must be some kind of “Thou shalt not be a lame-o” law somewhere in the bible that might give me a spiritual edge.

Past that, balls fight. Troy Mandaloniz looks like he could go somewhere, but we’ll have to wait and see how he reacts to a ground fighter who does more than wiggle around with a closed guard. That Paul guy deserved to get knocked out. If I was him I would have crawled across the mat Rani Yahya style rather than risk taking any more punches. And if I was Matt Hughes I would order a Code Red on any fighter who doesn’t follow the game plan. Fuck, seeing what retards half these guys are, I would spend the first 30 minutes of every practice having them repeat “I will follow my corner’s advice”.

  • Jemaleddin

    Am I the only one who TiVos this show and then fast forwards all the way to the fight at the end? Cause that’s the only way to enjoy this show.

  • Tommy

    Have you watched the Contender this season, fightlinker? You should go back and watch this whole season. TUF could really take some notes in my opinion.

  • Xavier

    This season is about 1,000x better than last season, better than the Comeback in a lot of ways too.

    At least there’s some likable fighters in the house this year. Last year was unwatchable, everyone was a douchebag.

  • Beau

    I was cracking up when they were beating up on the mac danzig milk jug doing karate moves saying shit like “you stole my soy milk”.

  • garth

    that KO was worth it for me. One of those great fighting moments where a guy gets knocked flush and you just instantly go “AH MAH GAD”, even if it’s not that big a deal.

  • Frizz

    Give me a fucking break Xavier. This is the worst season ever. Half of these guys aren’t even REAL FIGHTERS, most of them are fucking TOOLS trying to get some TV TIME. There are a thousand real fighters out there who would give thier lives to get a chance like this and Dana and the Spike Productions crew can only seem to fill the house with pussy douchebags.

    The worst part is that most of these clowns tried out for the show just to be able to brag about being a Ultimate Fighter. What a fucking joke.

  • Xavier


    Apparently you didn’t watch the show last season.

  • bmiller

    Season 3 is the worst season by far. Almost Everybody on that season was a DB

  • Matto

    The Mac Danzig impressions were priceless, real cheap laughs but laughs all the same.

    If you watch The Ultimate Fighter and skip all the way to the fight at the end, you are a total, total moron. It’s like buying a McDonalds and just eating the wrapper. For Christ’s sake, if you are going to go into McDonalds, eat the fucking burger.

    Or like going into a gaybar and standing on the bar yelling “I AM NOT GAY I AM NOT GAY.” Just don’t go into the bar in the first place.

  • Matto

    No no, wait. It’s like going to a gaybar but waving off all the advances from hot guys and heading straight for the bar, declaring “I’m only here for the beer.”