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Slow news days ahead, but we’re still here

It’s Christmas, which means the entire MMA industry shuts down for 4-5 days because the bloggers which break news are trapped in hellish family situations where booting up the laptop and checking your email = potential divorce / finger waggling from parents / drunk brother in law chucking laptop in a snowbank.

Fortunately for you all, my girlfriend already dumped me a few weeks ago because of my internet addiction and my parents are either dead or so far gone I could do the naked macarena in front of them and they wouldn’t recognize who I am. So it’ll be semi-regular business as usual around here. Even though there’s not that much ‘fresh’ news, there’s literally 1001 stories I never bothered to cover in the first place which I can catch up on now. So spare me the ‘old news’ comments if you know what’s good for you, or I’ll just put my energies towards this bottle of vodka instead of this website!

  • Xavier

    Good. Fuck Christmas anyhow.

  • kentyman

    Focusing energy on the bottle of vodka and this website should not be mutually exclusive.

    Happy Festivus!

  • Throken

    Sorry to hear about your girlfriend. Enjoy your vodka.

  • Accomando

    Keep up the good fight.

  • Accomando

    Forget your girlfriend/family they wouldn’t understand anyway. You got 1,253 posts and 35,043 comments on this site in far less than a year, that shows dedication and skill. The same dedication and skill which should also propel you to your eventual victory over Caplan. The same Caplan who has no dedication and no skill, essentially, your exact opposite. He should be a cake-walk.

  • intenso

    Happy Holidays, Ryan and Jake.

  • intenso

    oh, and to all the Jackals too!

  • stellar53

    Get a hooker, some condoms and quit your whining…..

    Merry Christmas Fightlinker boys….

  • ajadoniz

    Shouldn’t it be “my girlfriend deflated on me”?

  • Archivist

    Happy Holidays to the entire team all the same :-)

  • Swedish guy

    rofl @ ajadoniz… merry december everyone