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So very moist. So very confident.

Okay, what’s the deal with sticking two guys in a small space, stripping them down to their underwear and then squirting them with water till they’re nice and moist? Let me tell you, there’s only two places this goes on: super gay Squeeze Night at the CockTale Castle, and super gay MMA promos.

It makes sense for the CockTale Castle, since they’re trying to be as gay as possible. That’s kinda their thing. I mean hey … even their name is an awesome ass sex double entendre. But I don’t really get why MMA is using the same tactics.

The ‘promo staredown’ used to be a fairly tasteful thing. It was part of a package that also included each fighter looking buff and sweaty. But somehow some genius decided to combine the staredown with the buff sweatyness, which just tipped the whole affair over the cliff of coolness into the chasm of cheeseball.

  • Atom

    Jokes aside…It does seem like these two are getting to be friends.

    And when someone mention Dana White’s name, I’m sure no translator is required to read the matching looks on each of their faces.

  • jackal-matt

    They showed this on inside MMA and this fucker squirted water right in Fedors eye. I was hoping that he would just look at him and Randleplex him, but it didn’t happen.

  • fightlinker

    Didn’t you know? Right in the eye is where you’re supposed to aim

  • Beau

    I don’t get what the point of this is. They may fight somewhere a year from now so we better get some shirtless staredown pics? Or maybe they planned on sending these to Dana so that he would giz in his pants when he saw them and make the fight happen?

  • Fightlinker Jackal

    So… where’s Randy’s cast now? :)
    Zuffa’s lawyers might pick up and this and poke at Randy later on.

  • Fightlinker Jackal

    EDIT: Pick up ON this.

  • Atom

    Hmm… good pick up FLJackal. Ryan mentioned in a post (I think I read it here, anyway) that the cast might just be a charade for legal reasons.

    Even if he was hurt for real, the shoot would look pretty dumb with Fedor starring down a gimpy, cast-sporting Couture.

  • #1 jackal

    I have heard that Fedor/Randy doing the staredown and getting their picture taken togather has nothing to do with them two fighting. The purpose of the photo shoot is for an Afflcition advertisement. So Zuffa will not be able to do anything about Randy doing the picture scene.
    But who knows, they could have gone to another room and discussed fighting eachother while “nobody” was looking.

    Either way, I dont give a shit who Affliction is sponsering you will never catch me alive in one of those stupid ass shirts.

  • #1 jackal

    forgot to add–

    I like the background fightlinker. If this website doesnt work out, you can go into making Valentine day cards. Can you make a card for me so that I can give it to my wife next month?

  • operator

    This idea is particularly silly when you add Fedor into the mix because he never makes a mean face he is very expressionless. At least Randy kinda looks like he is gearing up for a fight or something but Fedor is just staring into his eyes with a silly look on his face.

  • danaunclefesterwhite

    [quote]Either way, I dont give a shit who Affliction is sponsering you will never catch me alive in one of those stupid ass shirts.[/quote]
    Amen. I love how the Affliction nuthuggers I’ve seen on the net (both on MMA forums but also outside of MMA discussion) try to make it out like Affliction shirts are stylish when really they are tacky emo shit. On this one non-MMA website, this one guy wrote that the haters don’t understand what “dressing well” is about and that Affliction is a great way to get a woman, who like stylish men, noticed. LOL. I wonder how much that guy got paid by Affliction to write that. Affliction’s shit isn’t called “dressing nice”. It’s a regular cotton shirt with a inked-on design that is way too tacky and emo. Their jeans, which are like almost $300, are also equally tacky and emo. I’ve never seen an Affliction shirt in public in my life except at a nu metal concert that I was dragged into. Who else but emos, goths would be caught dead wearing that stuff without getting paid for it? The consumer is basically paying $40-60 out of his own pocket to advertise their brand and look like an emo fag.

  • jones
  • Asa

    Hmmm, where I live Emo ain’t somethin’ yer gonna see within a mile of these shirts. They’re being sold along the S. and the Sean John clothes.

  • Nika

    People who visit this web site pay atention on webmaster news!Why so many news with gay theme?
    Even take a look hes own drawings theres so many
    gay theme.
    My question why?
    Are you like ass ? ass hole!!!
    Guy who run this website.
    He is talking about Gay stuff alot!!!
    i think you are GAY!!!

  • fightlinker

    Fightlinker is actually the first and only website by gay fight fans and for gay fight fans. Did you not know that?

  • #1 JACKAL

    I am with you on that one fightlinker. That is the only reason why I am here.
    You see Nika if you would donate $20 you would get that star by your name and you would also be told the (in a gay lisp voice) “schuper shecret passhword”
    Since I am on the Jackal army I am not suppose to tell anybody the “schuper shecret passhword” but the word is FUG BUG!


  • kentyman

    Please don’t scare Nika away, ’cause his posts are hilarious.

    “Are you like ass ?”!