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Spank Tank: KJ Noons’ Fiance Melany Lorenzo

KJ Noons is going to be fighting for the chance to possibly maybe fight for the Strikeforce lightweight belt this weekend (glad things are still a little disorganized over at Strikeforce, I was starting not to recognize them). By his side for support will be his fiance Melany Lorenzo, who is coincidentally a model but I’m sure KJ loves her for her brains. Her two awesome chest brains.

She was a former Playboy model, but sadly I can’t find any of those pictures online. You’ll have to be satisfied with the Lingerie Football League pics and several other naughty shots, all after the jump.

*UPDATE* Jackal stlcardsfan found those Playboy pics!

  • agentsmith

    Well done, Michael Knight.


    She makes my underpants tight.

  • CAP

    It’s gotta be the hair. She a hottie.

  • frickshun

    She looks good in some pics…..& terrible (facially) in others. Dr. Jekyll action here!!

  • glassjawsh

    if she can stand KJ Noons for longer than 18 seconds it’s almost certain that she’s an insufferable prick

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I always marvel at the balance between high-res photos and requiring blown-out facial lighting to hide the humanity/flaws of the subject.

  • FiveBoltMain

    she’s got junk in her trunk

  • agentsmith

    ^ Are you kidding me?  That’s a fairly awesome ass.

  • stlcardsfan

    I believe this is her even though the last name is different.

  • fightlinker

    cardsfan, you da man!

  • Letibleu

    YUK, that deflated my raft.

  • kvelertak


  • glassjawsh

    anyone with a trained eye on the subject knew that those were bolt ons. we’d all still hit it though

  • agentsmith

    Of course they are.  But somehow I’m willing to overlook that.

  • iamphoenix


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