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Spank Tank: KNU23

Japanese MMA organization Jewels sure are amusingly sexist for a female fight league. Instead of looking for the best women fighters, they go for the cutest instead. They also have gravure idol ‘bands’ like KNU23 performing during their shows. The Japanese love clever character / pronunciation wordplay – for example saying ’63’ in Japanese sounds like ‘Roxy’, hence why Roxanne Modafferi’s gear is all 63 based. As for ‘KNU’ … get ready for some j-perv awesomeness:

The “KNU” in the group’s name is said to have two meanings. One is an abbreviation of “keep natural under,” while the other is the more obvious reference to the word “kyonyuu” (“huge breasts”), as all of the members are reported as having G cups or larger.

The unit’s structure has a school theme, with the initial members being called the “1st year” and being divided into “Class P” and “Class X.” The group plans to have its own “senbatsu” (election) process to decide on 5-8 members to serve as the “student council,” and future auditions will be referred to as “entrance ceremonies.” KNU23 currently has 16 members.

So yes. Jewels features cute female fighters competing in cute outfits against other cute girls, with borderline underage G-Cup models entertaining the audience in between fights. If you manage to get over what an affront it is to serious women’s MMA, it’s pretty awesome!

Now for the goods: 25 pictures of asians with giant boobs after the jump.


KNU23 at last week’s Jewels event … the excuse for this:



  • FiveBoltMain

    The girl in the black bikini *drools*

    The things that I would do to her ;)

  • iamphoenix

    this does nothing for me. I need American women with pink fucking nipples!!

  • fightlinker


  • iamphoenix

    I urban dictionaried that shit. the more you know…

  • UberShmact

    Well this is clearly the greatest thing ever.

  • UberShmact

    Fucking. Gay.

  • agentsmith

    FYI, they have different cup sizes in Japan, so a G-cup to them is like an E here. But I doubt any of them are really that big anyway. For example, Keeley Hazell is a 32F according to Wikipedia, and presuming that’s in UK sizes, that’s equivalent to a US 32E or a Japanese 70G.  Rhian Sugden (remember her?) is apparently a 32E.  If those are actually US sizes, that makes them even bigger in Jap numbers.  Now look at those Japanese girls above and try to find a single one that’s even close to these two juggylicious Brits.  I’d say they’re more like D’s (or E’s to them).

    Not that I’m complaining, I’m just sayin I know my titties, and they ain’t foolin me.

  • Omomatta

    The one in the white bikini with the flower earrings looks either terrified or fucking 3/4 retarded.


    Good from a distance

  • G Funk

    I love the Urban dictionary’s explanation!

    lacist; Meant to be used ironically, it is a stupid racist term aimed toward asian people. It makes no sense because asian people pronounce L’s as R’s and not the other way around.
    I rike a rorrly pops, you lacist prick!

  • chim55

    dont you mean lacist plick?


  • Simco

    Those are the cute ones?

  • fightlinker

    They’re the ones with the giant boobs who are between 17 and 23 (hence the 23 in the name – that’s the cutoff lol). In Japan g-cups are 2% of the population (data taken from KNU23’s website so who knows if that’s actually true) and i imagine the pool of young, willing chicks is even smaller.

    So yeah, that’s why there’s some there who look more like Ringu than ring girls lol

  • CAP

    Are they wrestling in mud?

  • G Funk

    Ha! Ryan knows all the details!

  • SST

    I’ll take the one who has her fingers spread and her tongue between them. Most of them beat any of the current ring girls in MMA.

  • fightlinker

    I spent like an hour ogling pictures of these chicks. I also found out Chrome has an auto-translate feature which makes digging around for Japanese stuff a LOT easier.

  • P W

    The Japanese don’t seem to be too bothered with having their kids growing up cross-eyed and with ears that stand out like satellite dishes (red & white bikini with a ribbon in front, I’m talking about you). Teeth don’t have to be perfectly straight and white either (but that’s more of an American obsession).

  • glassjawsh

    in……all day and night…I would anally rape each and every one of these girls concurrently. i’d just need about a pound of jerky, a gallon jar of pickles, a lawnmower blade, a tube of burt’s beeswaax, a fog machine, a blacklight and no fewer than 4 bicycle tires………

  • agentsmith

    Does anyone else get the feeling that Japan is taking the whole “teenie” thing to typically weird/uncomfortable levels?

    Like that video with Overeem and the Japanese Spice Girls (or whoever the fuck they were)… over here the audience would be all 13-yo girls, over there it’s 30-yo men. But I’m sure they just enjoy the music.

  • fightlinker

    I’m still trying to figure out who the idol band was that Overeem was lifting shirtless leading up to the WGP

  • SST

    ^^the band’s name is mentioned in one of the Reem episodes.

  • SST

    @agentsmith not at all. ;-) now selling soiled schoolgirl panties in dispensers is a little pervy.

  • glassjawsh

    ^ i wanna be japanese….