Spank Tank: Natasha Wicks Twatting Round-up

Here are all the moderately spankable pics from the moderately spankable Ms. Wicks’ Twitter account. I prefer my ring girls brunette with fingers like Allen wrenches, but I reckon Natasha’s still good for a tug. She’s hotter than any chick I’ve ever put my baloney pony in, so I can’t bag on her too much. 13 more pictures of the best bedhead in MMA after the jump.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • FiveBoltMain

    The blue dress pic is the best.

  • fightlinker

    I like her all sweaty and stinky post-run.

  • agentsmith

    5Bolt is correct. God I miss her.

  • frickshun

    I’m a big fan of numero dos (tear rolling down cheek).

  • subo

    The pink whatever it is. My God.

  • Reverend Clint

    hot! too bad the UFC had to hire a black man

  • Rodriguez

    A lesson I learned early on from Clint: nobody is interested about the writers personally unless it’s Ryan.

    There isn’t anyone who wants to read about where you, as a poster, put your balogne pony or anything. In fact, there should be no mentions of “I”, “me”, “my”, “we”, “us” or “our” anywhere in a piece put up.

    There’s something to be said for individuality in the writers’ styles, but when you do things like that it turns the attention from what’s in the article to who’s writing it. Subo can’t write a paragraph without mentioning himself and look how much props the guy gets. Point made.

  • Rodriguez

    I wanna bang this chick into a crater in my futon.

  • Rodriguez

    Clint basically shitting all over me in the comments isn’t in here, but this is the article that everyone was all like “Fuck you, nobody cares about you” in:

    http://www.fightlinker.com/joe-lauzon-to-mma-%E2%80%9Cdon%E2%80%99t-forget-about-me-hello%E2%80%9D

    And then eventually the style had to change to what I said above, about content rather than the writer:

    http://www.fightlinker.com/krazy-horse-settles-down-now-a-regular-horse

  • Reverend Clint

    farts, spankbanks and jackaltvs dont really count for much since most are less than a paragraph of dick jokes

  • Grappo

    thanks for the criticism, though “baloney pony” was not my contribution. Only

    Burgess Meredith

    can get away with saying something like that. I understand about not making it about “me” in the article ( think I’ve also criticized subo on multiple occasions) so if I attempt to write anything substantial, I’ll be sure to keep that in mind.

    In this case, it was a quick blurb to set up a Spank Tank post, so I’m not sure if it really matters.

  • Grappo

    subo – The pink whatever it is. My God.

    Yes. We need a shot from behind in that outfit. I bet it’s fucking glorious.

    -

    Rev – farts, spankbanks and jackaltvs dont really count for much since most are less than a paragraph of dick jokes

    Don’t downplay your contribution to the site!

  • glassjawsh

    “I’m a big fan of numero dos (tear rolling down cheek).”

    i always figured you were

  • Reverend Clint

    had a dream about natasha last night… ill preemptively type “creepy” for you

  • FiveBoltMain

    I had a dream about zombies.

  • Reverend Clint

    was it sexual?

  • Letibleu

    Was the zombie wearing the pink thing?

  • agentsmith

    I had a dream a few days ago in which I met Brock Lesnar. He was quite pleasant, and first thing he said after we introduced ourselves was to ask me if I had any good recipes. So I was like, “umm… like for pot brownies?” Then we discussed if he should be eating pot brownies given the NSAC’s stance on marijuana, let alone the state of Nevada’s laws in general. We decided it was probably not a good idea. I don’t remember what happened after that.

  • subo

    That’s the thing, Rod. The style doesn’t need to change. Remember Metalocalpyse: comedy is about hatred, hating yourself. But the one thing you should always hate more than anything is the audience.

  • Reverend Clint

    hate is what fuels me, that and caffeine.

  • glassjawsh

    ^ and pornography

  • Reverend Clint

    40% hate, 40% porn 20% caffeine

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