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Spank Tank: Octagon Girls hit the beach in Oz

“Don’t get a boner… don’t get a boner… don’t get a boner…”

As part of the UFC’s media tour in Australia for UFC 127, they paid a visit to Sydney’s famous Bondi Beach for some surfing lessons… in other words, as an excuse to parade around the Octagon Girls in their bikinis.  Luckily, Tracy Lee of Combat Lifestyle was there to snap a bunch of photos, bless her heart.  19 more pics await your review beyond the jump.  Please join us, won’t you?

Let’s start with all three together:

Again, with more feeling… and less clothing:

You stay cool, dude on the left.

Always the bridesmaid…

Chandella’s gonna get shit on in the comments section for obvious reasons, but I honestly think she’d have looked a lot better with a different bikini that actually suited her.  That isn’t the best style on anyone.

Arianny and her sweet rack look predictably awesome in a purple bikini, and she predictably got most of the love… but not so much from everyone else’s favorite reporter, Ariel Helwani, though he tried his best.  Check out the video evidence of this fun day in the sun, where the two have an awkward little confrontation starting at about the 1:20 mark, and poor Ariel looks like he’d love nothing more than to tell her to go fuck herself: >WATCH IT<

Or if for some reason you’d prefer to watch them walk around a zoo while fully-clothed, dig it HERE, you perv.

Anyways, on with the Arianny show:

“Somebody fart?”

I wonder if they float.

Baywatch was cancelled years ago, honey.

“She’s behind me right now, isn’t she?”


…and after.


And now… Britney Britney Britney!


…and after.


I bet he’d like to free “the horse” right about now, alright.


Sorry for the relative shortage of Britney pics, but that’s all there was.  Told you Princess Celeste got most of the love.  You may begin your respectful discussion as to who is hottest… NOW.

  • G Funk

    Damn Mandella is so not hot. Britney’s tits have a canyon between them!

  • Letibleu

    Just wide enough for the thickness of a kangeroo penis.

    Sorry, I have to, it is stronger than me


  • FiveBoltMain

    Brit FTW! Fuck the haters!


  • glassjawsh

    leti is why people shouldnt be allowed to post pictures in the comments

    the milk bagging bastard is going to get some poor idiot fired

  • scissors61

    yeah, leti, some people could be fucked if a picture with a link to “” shows up on their work comp. 

  • Komodo

    I believe the technical term is OMMMMMM NOM NOM.

  • Reverend Clint

    how can arianny have one tit bigger than the other when they are fake? must have gotten them done in mexico

  • Reverend Clint

    Britanny might have a canyon between her lady pillows but not as bad as megan fox


  • CAP

    So not only is Chandella an untalented 3rd wheel but she can’t dress herself either. She’s got a few extra folds going on down there too blah!

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    God, look at those alpha male heavy weights tossing around that prime rib, fap fap fap