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Stephan Bonnar bungs up his knee bone

I have dreams about Stephan Bonnar on regular occasions. I don’t know why, but at least once or twice a month I have a UFC related dream and always in the background is Stephan Bonnar, stripped down to his waist and all greased up. He’s the only UFC fighter I dream about. I’ve tried discussing it with my psychiatrist but she says she’s only there by court order to deal with my anger management issues. God I just want to punch her in the face sometimes.

So I actually knew that Stephan Bonnar was going to be injured a week before it was announced – it came to me in a dream. Bonnar was there, gleaming half naked under hot lights. But he shook his head “No” to me and then walked out of the light. It was a sign, I swear it. Later on he showed up again with a big basket of cheesy bread. I’m still trying to figure that one out. Mayhaps cheesy bread = future champion? You heard it here first folks.

  • dignan

    You see…the American Psycho is a man. A real man. That is where fl’s confusion comes from.

    The guy just fucking rules, win or lose. Thats a hairy man chest.

  • kentyman

    What’s a Bonner?

  • Lifer

    I bet he’s salivating at the thought of the steroids he’ll be prescribed for his recovery.

  • frickshun

    Lifer, that’s a low blow. I really wanted to see this guy look dominant in a fight. Luckily, I think Boetsch will dominate Lou Ferrigno, Jr. as well.

  • fightlinker

    haha lifer, niiiice.