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Steven Seagal denies pooping his pants

Steven Seagal was on the MMA Hour this week to talk about Anderson Silva’s upcoming fight with Chael Sonnen, and in addition to insinuating he’s given Andy a few new top secret deadly weapons, he also addressed rumors of a fight in the 80s with Judo Gene Lebel. A fight that allegedly ended with Seagal unconscious on the ground with a warm load of dookie in his trousers.

“I don’t even know if he is still alive. Is he still alive? I never knew this about him – either he is a pathological liar or he had somebody making up these stories. He came over to my trailer and I was with a guy called Conrad Palmisano who is still a legend, one of the greatest stunt co-ordinators in the history of Hollywood.

“[LeBell and I] were standing there talking about moves and stuff like that and we were just doing some stretching and he was showing me how you can stretch … he wanted to stretch my back and then I kind of flipped over the top of him and said ‘thank you for that.

“There was never any confrontation with him ever. In any way, shape or form. And I swear to god on my children – and they are the most precious thing in my life – if he is saying that he is a pathological scumbag liar. I keep answering that [question]. Either he made up this lie or someone made it up.

“When I first heard it was dumbfounded and so was Conrad Palmisano, who you are welcome to talk to, he was standing right there. He’s probably the most famous stunt co-ordinator in our business and a Vietnam veteran, a great salt of the earth and an honest, upright non-lying man.

“Gene Le Bell has never even said anything impolite to me. When he has seen me he has been extremely polite to me and just acted like a friend. I think you know the truth here and everyone else knows the truth and if Gene is saying shit like that he should be ashamed of himself.

“And after I heard this I did start to think of some other things he had said, like he said to me he had beat the shit out of Bruce Lee and I started to think well maybe this guy is a pathological liar. He should never make up these kind of sick… you know… It just makes him look like a total asshole. It makes him look like a demented child.”

Another gem from the interview: he claimed Anderson “either fears me or pretends to fear me and certainly has a lot of respect in him relating to me.” Fears Seagal is going to eat all his Burger King hamburgers, maybe.

  • Reverend Clint

    i have to believe seagal on this one…. he is too much of a pusy to even get into a situation like that

  • ButtHorn

    “…either he is a pathological liar…”


    The I know you are but what am I technique.

    Clever and deadly stuff!

    (The “I refuse to budge despite clearing out my division” technique being its natural evolution.)

    Duly impressed!

  • Symbul

    Steven Seagal is full of shit, always has been. Only natural that some came out when LeBell put a little squeeze on him.

  • Mal

    Isn`t there footage of  Lebell tossing him around like a ragdoll i am pretty sure i have seen it somewhere ..And in the article i think seagal is even admitting he didn`t see it coming  or said lebell jumped him or something stupid a grade 4 kid would say

  • iamphoenix

    this is how the internet works hyan. it’s not that hard. #YOLO

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    lies on lying in poop

  • agentsmith

    “…either he is a pathological liar…”


    The I know you are but what am I technique.

    More like “it takes one to know one”.

  • Giallo

    Fucking Lebel has never confirmed it himself so were did this rumor start? But I believe it anyway just because seagulls a douche

  • Mal

    I believe lebell says it to Joe rogan on his Joe Rogan Experience aka get really high hour …Says Steven muddy pants Seagal harassed him for about an hour saying he had techniques to stop any choke . And wouldn`t stop until lebell finally  jumped on his back and choked his ass out, Steven muddy pants refused to tap or maybe he never invented the tap yet and went out …

  • frickshun

    Yay. Let’s argue over conjecture & hearsay.